Chaos Rocket
@chaosrocket.bsky.social
nonbinary, socialist, horror fan, Nintendo fan
It was never one of the greats, but as far as mediocre comic strips go, I think it’s near the top of the pile
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
It was never one of the greats, but as far as mediocre comic strips go, I think it’s near the top of the pile
Probably Butterfinger
January 14, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Probably Butterfinger
The Quran says Christians and Jews can still go to heaven though, since they worship the same god as Muslims.
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The Quran says Christians and Jews can still go to heaven though, since they worship the same god as Muslims.
It seems like, if the comic were really that good, it would be funny to people who never worked in an office, like the movie Office Space. I never worked in an office, but I found Office Space hilarious. I can’t remember ever laughing at Dilbert though.
January 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
It seems like, if the comic were really that good, it would be funny to people who never worked in an office, like the movie Office Space. I never worked in an office, but I found Office Space hilarious. I can’t remember ever laughing at Dilbert though.
The US has the most powerful military in the world and has shown that they have no problem murdering protesters, do you really think the US government would change based on a protest?
January 7, 2026 at 11:41 AM
The US has the most powerful military in the world and has shown that they have no problem murdering protesters, do you really think the US government would change based on a protest?
Young men who date older women usually just want someone to take care of them because they don’t want to go to work, and who can blame them really
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Young men who date older women usually just want someone to take care of them because they don’t want to go to work, and who can blame them really
Vote third party rather than not voting at all!
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Vote third party rather than not voting at all!
Cut medical research, cut scientific research, and tried to ruin education by forcing universities to hire conservatives and teach conservative propaganda
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Cut medical research, cut scientific research, and tried to ruin education by forcing universities to hire conservatives and teach conservative propaganda
What must an otter do to properly otter?
November 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
What must an otter do to properly otter?
Nah, Cheney did it
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Nah, Cheney did it
They didn’t vote Trump. Gen Z men voted Harris at the same rate as Millennial men. In both cases the majority voted Harris. It’s just Gen Z women went for Harris at a way higher rate, that’s why people acted like Gen Z men are unexpectedly conservative, even though most voted Harris.
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
They didn’t vote Trump. Gen Z men voted Harris at the same rate as Millennial men. In both cases the majority voted Harris. It’s just Gen Z women went for Harris at a way higher rate, that’s why people acted like Gen Z men are unexpectedly conservative, even though most voted Harris.
I’m honestly not sure what they thought would happen, why would they vote for a racist in the first place?
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I’m honestly not sure what they thought would happen, why would they vote for a racist in the first place?
I guess being a war criminal who murdered millions is just a “disagreement”
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I guess being a war criminal who murdered millions is just a “disagreement”
Of course he has empathy for his fellow war criminal…none for all the people they murdered though
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Of course he has empathy for his fellow war criminal…none for all the people they murdered though
Acting respectful towards an evil, murderous war criminal is actually NOT what we should want in a president!
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Acting respectful towards an evil, murderous war criminal is actually NOT what we should want in a president!
Apparently the anti-trans Trump ad was the most successful ad of the presidential election, so I guess that made Republicans think transphobic ads were winners.
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Apparently the anti-trans Trump ad was the most successful ad of the presidential election, so I guess that made Republicans think transphobic ads were winners.
I think almost everyone would rather have pizza than cauliflower. Also pizza has way more calories and protein and calcium than cauliflower, it’s really the better choice if you have to choose one or the other.
November 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I think almost everyone would rather have pizza than cauliflower. Also pizza has way more calories and protein and calcium than cauliflower, it’s really the better choice if you have to choose one or the other.
The fact that both parties are terrible should actually encourage you to vote 3rd party.
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The fact that both parties are terrible should actually encourage you to vote 3rd party.
Nah, all of his voters are stupider than him
November 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Nah, all of his voters are stupider than him
But the e-reader always tells you how long is left in the book, like “3 hours left in this book” or whatever
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
But the e-reader always tells you how long is left in the book, like “3 hours left in this book” or whatever
It’s good for billionaires and that’s all that matters to most Americans
October 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It’s good for billionaires and that’s all that matters to most Americans
Group 7 is just a funny meme. The whole point is that being in group 7 is totally meaningless and random, so pretending being in group 7 makes you elite is just absurdist humor.
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Group 7 is just a funny meme. The whole point is that being in group 7 is totally meaningless and random, so pretending being in group 7 makes you elite is just absurdist humor.
I mean, it’s absurdist humor, it’s not really based on making logical sense.
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I mean, it’s absurdist humor, it’s not really based on making logical sense.
I don’t really need money, what I need is physical health. I think if you still have your health you’re rich.
October 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I don’t really need money, what I need is physical health. I think if you still have your health you’re rich.