Japes Blue Skywalker
@chaotic-japes.bsky.social
“I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.”
I got some bad news.
We’ve been making fun since yesterday of the fact that he was spotted on a flight to Laguna Beach on Tuesday. You’re too late.
We’ve been making fun since yesterday of the fact that he was spotted on a flight to Laguna Beach on Tuesday. You’re too late.
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I got some bad news.
We’ve been making fun since yesterday of the fact that he was spotted on a flight to Laguna Beach on Tuesday. You’re too late.
We’ve been making fun since yesterday of the fact that he was spotted on a flight to Laguna Beach on Tuesday. You’re too late.
Might want to ask the AI what being ratio’d this hard means.
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media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Might want to ask the AI what being ratio’d this hard means.
Who’s the father though?
January 20, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Who’s the father though?
Cream corn already contains electrolytes.
Yes, I’m that guy.
Yes, I’m that guy.
January 20, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Cream corn already contains electrolytes.
Yes, I’m that guy.
Yes, I’m that guy.
Almost no one else does Cheer outside of North America. (I think Great Britain and Australia are the only other places that have any kind of organized competition)
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Almost no one else does Cheer outside of North America. (I think Great Britain and Australia are the only other places that have any kind of organized competition)
“Does Kurt bamf?”
“Oh, Kurt definitely bamfs.”
“Oh, Kurt definitely bamfs.”
January 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
“Does Kurt bamf?”
“Oh, Kurt definitely bamfs.”
“Oh, Kurt definitely bamfs.”
There’s a lot of potential for synergy there.
Maybe someone should say they have like a grudge or something.
Maybe someone should say they have like a grudge or something.
January 17, 2026 at 2:26 PM
There’s a lot of potential for synergy there.
Maybe someone should say they have like a grudge or something.
Maybe someone should say they have like a grudge or something.
To be fair, the Gestapo weren’t technically terrorist either.
You don’t have to be a terrorist to murder civilians and send people to concentration camps. You just have to be a hateful, petty, small-dicked asshole.
You don’t have to be a terrorist to murder civilians and send people to concentration camps. You just have to be a hateful, petty, small-dicked asshole.
camps.you
January 16, 2026 at 4:51 AM
To be fair, the Gestapo weren’t technically terrorist either.
You don’t have to be a terrorist to murder civilians and send people to concentration camps. You just have to be a hateful, petty, small-dicked asshole.
You don’t have to be a terrorist to murder civilians and send people to concentration camps. You just have to be a hateful, petty, small-dicked asshole.
How is this not copyright infringement?
January 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
How is this not copyright infringement?
Unfortunately, considering there’s about a hundred million people already in the US who loathe him with a white-hot passion, another 57000 isn’t going to dissuade this administration from anything
January 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Unfortunately, considering there’s about a hundred million people already in the US who loathe him with a white-hot passion, another 57000 isn’t going to dissuade this administration from anything
Jerry will use both picks to draft offensive players just to spite us.
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Jerry will use both picks to draft offensive players just to spite us.
The inspirational power ballad they sing as they leave the locker room at the start of the second half really seems to throw off the other team
January 11, 2026 at 5:39 AM
The inspirational power ballad they sing as they leave the locker room at the start of the second half really seems to throw off the other team
Honestly, I’m not sure every Democrat would.
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Honestly, I’m not sure every Democrat would.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Sony. I was there when it was written.
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Sony. I was there when it was written.
Whoa now, tap the breaks on this whole “real-life” girlfriend business.
Sure my Anastasia may not technically be “real” but she not only has a great sense of humor, but is also a NFT on the Flow Blockchain AND a natural redhead.
Let’s see “reality” compete with that!
Sure my Anastasia may not technically be “real” but she not only has a great sense of humor, but is also a NFT on the Flow Blockchain AND a natural redhead.
Let’s see “reality” compete with that!
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Whoa now, tap the breaks on this whole “real-life” girlfriend business.
Sure my Anastasia may not technically be “real” but she not only has a great sense of humor, but is also a NFT on the Flow Blockchain AND a natural redhead.
Let’s see “reality” compete with that!
Sure my Anastasia may not technically be “real” but she not only has a great sense of humor, but is also a NFT on the Flow Blockchain AND a natural redhead.
Let’s see “reality” compete with that!
Good grief, she really had no idea what actual journalism is, does she?
January 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Good grief, she really had no idea what actual journalism is, does she?
Like a bear knows anything about sodas
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Like a bear knows anything about sodas
Fun reminder that he, (like a lot of other billionaires) is a full on eugenist. He’s said as much in interviews.
January 1, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Fun reminder that he, (like a lot of other billionaires) is a full on eugenist. He’s said as much in interviews.
Look at all those out of shape dorks, cosplaying like a fascist secret police that absolutely none of them would be qualified for if our wannabe dictatorship was actually as competent as it is evil.
I don’t want belittle the circumstance of this poor man, but seriously look at these losers.
I don’t want belittle the circumstance of this poor man, but seriously look at these losers.
December 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Look at all those out of shape dorks, cosplaying like a fascist secret police that absolutely none of them would be qualified for if our wannabe dictatorship was actually as competent as it is evil.
I don’t want belittle the circumstance of this poor man, but seriously look at these losers.
I don’t want belittle the circumstance of this poor man, but seriously look at these losers.
As much as we would like to, can’t touch this.
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
As much as we would like to, can’t touch this.