Kiki Schirr-Genius
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chaotic.bsky.social
Kiki Schirr-Genius
@chaotic.bsky.social
I got banned from Tinder today. I had updated my profile to start with this sentence:

“I’m not like other girls; I’m not into cats, wine, true crime, or selling feet pics.”

…guess the detection algorithm isn’t great at complex sentences.
June 8, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Meet Buffy Thunderpaw Schirr. Approach with caution: you will be licked. If she’s really excited to see you, she’ll run in little circles before she lets you pet her.
May 31, 2023 at 10:46 PM
Sorry not sorry.
May 31, 2023 at 10:41 PM
My Dad likes doomsaying-investor newsletters and I know he eagerly anticipates the arrival of the HS Dent Forecast, but whenever I see Harry Dent peering up at me from the page, I get strong Christopher Nolan flashbacks and feel like brooding over the Chicago skyline or muttering about tangerines
May 29, 2023 at 2:28 AM
Finding gifts for my brother is so hard

For his birthday in 2020 I made him a brass stamp to sign his wood working projects

He told me to be creative with the logo so I drew his dog

My bro loved it and so I had the stamp made. I was delighted with the quality.

…but I don’t think he ever used it
May 28, 2023 at 11:15 AM
Redrew an old comic from 2017, one that spawned some hateful emails from a CEO who thought I was making fun of his pizza making robot startup. I wasn’t. I was just trying to think of the dumbest thing to disrupt that I could. 🤷‍♀️
May 28, 2023 at 1:47 AM