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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER
@chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
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WHAT IF WE GAVE GOLDY ADDERALL

GOLDEN GOPHERS BY A MILLION

ROW THE BOAT/SKI-U-MAH/GO GOPHERS
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chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
wearing #OUDNA gear on the UMN campus this week...proud that one of Minnesota's greatest players (1934/35/36 National Championship QB!) is also my alma mater's greatest coach.

Let's go beat the hell outta 'Bama. Friday can't get here soon enough.

#GopherFB #CFP
A black and white photo of Bud Wilkinson carrying a football while running in Memorial Stadium at practice.
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
BECAUSE FUCK 'EM THAT'S WHY.

#OUDNA #Bedlam
score graphic showing OU MBB beating OkState 85-76 and OU WBB beating OkState 92-70
December 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
as noted in one of her visits to Minneapolis

"Medea Benjamin is just plain wrong. Or lying."
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
congrats and enjoy Charlotte @opg.bsky.social!!
a screengrab of a video suggesting that Pitt will play Missouri in the Mayo Bowl
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
great effort though!
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
do the thing.

Live on, University ☝️
Dear Dean Markham: As a proud CAS graduate (BA, History) and former PSC 1113 TA during my time as a graduate student in the Boren College (MAIS) it was with considerable dismay that I read my alma mater's response to the supposed injustice committed agains psych junior Samantha Fulnecky. As a former TA, I understand the perils of discussing complicated or supposedly controversial topics in a class: I taught American Government during the first months of the first Trump term! Honestly, I continue to be amazed that neither my passing comments about a decision made by the administration or my in-class tangents about the nature of the Holy Roman Empire as it relates to the nature of political sovereignty never resulted in a student filing a similarly spurious complaint against me: indeed I was given the highest rating of all PSC 1113 TAs in Spring 2017. In this case however, the student in question is using her personal religious beliefs and the media/PR infrastructure of a prominent campus and national organization to attack the very personal identity of one of your TAs for a very thoughtful response to her own--perhaps intentionally--poor performance on an assignment. By giving this claim credence, you have given any student in CAS the ability to weasel out of any assignment. As an employee of an institution that my alma mater ostensibly seeks to emulate in both teaching and scholarship, I am severely disheartened by your decision to favor the personal ideology of a student over the academic integrity and standards upon which the University of Oklahoma had long claimed to hold dear.
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
Post something random or have an awful December
Matthew McConaughey smoking a cigarette with the caption "Football: the stupid game that makes you feel like this for three hours"
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
row the boat.

#Gophers #GopherFB
the two guys on a bus meme but it's just two of the depressed guys. one says: "losing to northwestern after having a multi-score lead (again)" the other says: "PJ Fleck leaves for a different school"
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
Ticket acquired...fuck da BADgers.

ROW. THE. BOAT.

#GopherFB #Gophers #RTB
Football vs. Wisconsin Sat, Nov 29, 2025 · 2:30pm Huntington Bank Stadium Quantity 1 x Faculty Staff Single Game Discount
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
should be clear soon
radar showing rain/storms moving away from athens, OH with the town circled
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
my friend @byctom.bsky.social, sometimes the truth is better than fiction
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
saw this and immediately thought of @byctom.bsky.social
Northwestern Coach David Braun appears to scream with his mouth wide agape as the score graphic says Michigan 0 Northwestern 0
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
in addition to leading #GopherFB to a National Championship three-peat (still the most recent!), Bud Wilkinson starred in goal for #GopherMHockey!

Yes, the same guy who coached OU to our first three national championships and a 47 game win streak.

#OUDNA #Gophers
A grainy photo of Bud Wilkinson from 1936 in a minnesota hockey jersey
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
ah shit i keep meaning to return those!
Goldy Gopher sits at the end of a basketball court with a goofy pair of binoculars with googly eyes on them
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
i really really feel for this kid.

@sickoscommittee.org
an oregon state fan stands alone, shellshocked, with the scorebug showing the final score: Sam Houston 21, Oregon State 17
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
exactly.
Abbey Murphy stares down a Mankato goalie in a wcha quarterfinal game.
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
awkward.

@junlper.beer
Chris Favorite neighborhood pizza place closed. My mood has dipped a bit. onion person @junlper.beer consumer spending sentiment is at the lowest since both 2008 and 2020. did something bad happen in both those periods
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
tops on top, go gophers, and gata
Them: You have a side team! me: What do you mean "a" side team (map showing the logos of Washington State, Oregon State, Idaho, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Bemidji State, UMN-Duluth, Western Kentucky, Georgia Southern, George Mason, Lehigh, and Vermont)
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
I regret to report that my write-in campaign for my dad's dog Barley to win #Minneapolis Ward 3's council seat has failed.

Barley did not want to run (except in the park). But it is clear that his shit is still better than Michael "profound asshat" Rainville.

cc. @wedge.live
a very large golden colored dog laying on a floral rug in front of a dark green wall and looking skeptically at the camera
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
DO IT FOR BUD WILKINSON!

GO, PLAY LIKE CHAMPIONS TODAY!

#OUDNA #WhoHatesIowa #GopherFB #Gophers
Gopher QB Bud Wilkinson puts on pads in the locker room before a game circa 1935. A black and white photo of Bud Wilkinson wearing a shirt that says University of Oklahoma on a football field in front of a goalpost
October 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
look at this motherfucker

#GopherFB #Gophers #CFB
PJ Fleck smiling with childlike glee at a press conference talking about a big ten west sicko drive. There is a graphic showing the total game rushing yards: Nebraska 36, Minnesota 186.
October 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
LET'S FUCKING GO #WILDCATS!!!

#CFB
a very sad looking Texas fan as the score graphic reads 10-10 vs. a very bad kentucky team, 7 minutes to go in the 4th Quarter
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT!

ROW THE FUCKING BOAT! SKI-U-MAH!! GOOOO GOOOOOOOOPHERS!!!!

#Gophers #RTB #GopherFB
October 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
chaoticgoldy.bsky.social
Nebraska dude to no one in particular: "Goooophers are Gaaaaay!"

me: "fuck yeah dude!"

#Gophers #GopherFB #UnitedAreWe #CFB
two wrist bands, one with the University of Oklahoma logo repeated, one rainbow colored with the University of Minnesota logo and the phrase "United are We"
October 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM