What’s up #frognation I’m here with a totally tubular psa that if you see frogs in your local pond you should definitely wave to them, but also keep your distance. Frogs love the attention but they get scared by the large physical presence of humans anyway go find a frog and tell it it’s awesome

Rating responses to “what would I do without you?”
“Perish, probably” 10/10, the probably is optional, but perish is a 10
Other variants of die 8/10 (not as good as perish)
“Starve” 7.5/10, funny, implies the person asking can’t cook
“Cry” 6/10
Reply with others and I’ll rate them

I love adblockers so much. I love not having another advertisement for some medicine I’m never going to care about interrupting me watching criminal minds

Commuting is very evil because it’s so much time wasted that I could be spending writing like come on. Also traffic? Like just GO OML you people do this every day how are you still struggling and going slow

I’ll be honest I kinda forgot about this for a minute. Anyway uhhhhh fuck bitches, get money

God really just said hit this guy with hardship after hardship (this guy is firmly agnostic (I am this guy))

Frog cool okay send post