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Bullseye
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Let it rip, Senator Kathleen Kauth's genital obsession can't patrol every public Nebraska bathroom, and nobody else wants to. Only one rule at rest stops; hold your breath and get back on the road, ASAP. Godspeed.

This witch has lost every single time she brings up this stupid bill. Every year.
January 24, 2026 at 1:34 AM
They might as well put a toilet AND urinal directly on it, with working plumbing.
January 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
How are they feeling about their vote now? Because as a lifelong left leaning independent Nebraskan, I've noticed the houses that have had Trump and MAGA novelty flags flying, have taken them down at least 4 to 6 months ago. They act as if well forget who they are.
January 24, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Dan Osborn @osbornforne.bsky.social can help us shake these nepo bros.
January 24, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Damn, I can't wait to vote for you! I've been sick of Ricketts for nearly a decade.
Tied isn't good enough, let's get this thing in the next gear!
January 23, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I'd tune in to see how the dead get interviewed.
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January 22, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Government waste. Time waste. Yet another political spectacle for our governor to show that he is subservant to Trump. I can't wait for the chance to vote him out.
January 22, 2026 at 9:32 PM
JD Vance: we're all trying to find the pedophile sex offender, okay?
January 22, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Because Ronald works too slow. We need to send in his backup.
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January 21, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Is that an authentic, genuine, weasel fur coat?
January 21, 2026 at 10:32 PM
"Overstated" = BLATANTLY LIED
January 21, 2026 at 8:27 PM
For a president who seems to hate anything Hispanic, he sure does TACO a lot.
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January 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
He has Trump derangement syndrome, there is no cure. The best thing you can do is vote it out and put it into a memory care unit.
January 21, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I can't wait to vote against him.
January 20, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Damn, I think he's going to hire you as a speech writer if you're not careful.
January 20, 2026 at 8:59 PM
If the DOJ is willing to break this "news" that means they were over a barrel and didn't have a choice. I wonder if Trump is trying to blackmail more money out of Elon this way...
After being kicked out of DOGE Elon did tell all of his coworkers to "lawyer up."
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
No shit, the DOJ, late to the game as usual. Too busy on Trumps vindictive revenge tour to protect "We the People."
January 20, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I can't wait to vote against him
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 PM
And they definitely don't like his current spouse. Even he ushers Usha out, he still has kids with her, a big MAGA no-no.
January 20, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Reminds me of this sticker I saw outside of Aldi.
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 AM
They're not family anymore, they've become "distant relatives." They're the branches of our family tree that need to be pruned.
January 20, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The day you/we forget who she is, is the day they start again with this Nazi shit. Never forget, never forgive, always fight.
January 20, 2026 at 12:54 AM