Chaplain Topher
@chaplainofdrag.bsky.social
Your mom’s cousin’s dog walker’s favorite drag Chaplain. 😹 cute cat pics get you my alt. 🏳️🌈👩🎤
First day back, I did my laundry and packed my own healthy lunch, please clap for 2026 😜
January 5, 2026 at 2:25 PM
First day back, I did my laundry and packed my own healthy lunch, please clap for 2026 😜
Happy New Year from the gayest Chaplain you’ve ever met. Also: bubbly at a gay bar is the so awful lol. Hello hangover 🤣
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Happy New Year from the gayest Chaplain you’ve ever met. Also: bubbly at a gay bar is the so awful lol. Hello hangover 🤣
On NYE, we wear pink 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 3:43 AM
On NYE, we wear pink 🥳
Caved and finally started watching Heated Rivalry
December 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Caved and finally started watching Heated Rivalry
My new mantra as a Chaplain: relax, risotto is just mac and cheese…
Whenever I feel impostor syndrome creeping in, I think about how risotto just is mac and cheese with good branding.
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
My new mantra as a Chaplain: relax, risotto is just mac and cheese…
You know how jarring it is to hear someone reading Paul out in public? That man had a complex, didn’t he?
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You know how jarring it is to hear someone reading Paul out in public? That man had a complex, didn’t he?
Graduate from religious acolyte to the glow up of writing your own smut 🤣
Line from this rough draft: “Enjoy the gift I offer in releasing you of your inhibitions.”
Inside my head on repeat:
Inside my head on repeat:
a close up of a woman 's face with the words the rest is still unwritten below her
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words the rest is still unwritten below her
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July 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Graduate from religious acolyte to the glow up of writing your own smut 🤣
How many Speedo pics are too many? When you end up benching with them on 😉😂
July 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
How many Speedo pics are too many? When you end up benching with them on 😉😂
Ryan the Woo Girl, Breaker of Hearts and Heartthrob of women over 45 😝
Got woo’d at by about 30 elderly women posing for a photo as I ran past them
June 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ryan the Woo Girl, Breaker of Hearts and Heartthrob of women over 45 😝
I will say, you make a bunch of Wisconsinites sit waiting for a place that will never come, and we become a bunch of sh**talkers real quick 😝
June 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I will say, you make a bunch of Wisconsinites sit waiting for a place that will never come, and we become a bunch of sh**talkers real quick 😝
My friends are wonderful people who value my wonderful weirdness 🥰
June 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My friends are wonderful people who value my wonderful weirdness 🥰
Momma of the summer 😎
June 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Momma of the summer 😎
The celebration of queerness at this World Pride festival is incredible. Also, I’m gonna make so many ‘friends’ 😝
June 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The celebration of queerness at this World Pride festival is incredible. Also, I’m gonna make so many ‘friends’ 😝
Grindr? I barely know her! Happy Pride y’all! 🏳️🌈
June 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Grindr? I barely know her! Happy Pride y’all! 🏳️🌈
Time to turn this gay water into…🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
June 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Time to turn this gay water into…🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Momma’s off to see Trixie! 🤩
June 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Momma’s off to see Trixie! 🤩
Pride is a protest 🏳️🌈
PRIDE IS A PROTEST.
@mayor_bowser keep DuPont Circle Park open for pride!
Closing the historic LGBTQ center of DC is an attempt by then Trump administration to disrupt DC and World Pride.
STAND UP. FIGHT BACK.
@mayor_bowser keep DuPont Circle Park open for pride!
Closing the historic LGBTQ center of DC is an attempt by then Trump administration to disrupt DC and World Pride.
STAND UP. FIGHT BACK.
June 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Pride is a protest 🏳️🌈
We NEED it 😿
As Pride is upon us I had to ask myself... Will Milwaukee ever have a consistent drag brunch location?
a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom
ALT: a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
May 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
We NEED it 😿
21…I mean, 36 doesn’t look half bad…
May 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
21…I mean, 36 doesn’t look half bad…
You know, this should go without saying, but trans and nonbinary folks are valid and worthy, and we should stop raiding gay bars…
May 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You know, this should go without saying, but trans and nonbinary folks are valid and worthy, and we should stop raiding gay bars…
This is the worst ☹️
Months shy of what would've been its 57th year in business, This Is It has closed.
This Is It has closed
Milwaukee’s oldest and longest-running LGBT+ bar’s closure comes months before what would’ve been its 57th year in business.
milwaukeerecord.com
March 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This is the worst ☹️
Even the gays are saying it: GO BIRDS!
Texted my dad,who’s a huge eagles fan, about the game (that I’m not watching) like the good gay son that I am. Go birds
February 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Even the gays are saying it: GO BIRDS!
Disturbia Station Radio Station on Apple Music
Listen on Apple Music.
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December 15, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Reposted by Chaplain Topher
Bluesky, looking for a home for an adorable bonded brother and sister born in the same litter in Northern VA. Kitties are 16 MO and need a loving home. These are 2 super affectionate and adorable furballs. Help me amplify this message to find these little ones a home this holiday season.
November 29, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Bluesky, looking for a home for an adorable bonded brother and sister born in the same litter in Northern VA. Kitties are 16 MO and need a loving home. These are 2 super affectionate and adorable furballs. Help me amplify this message to find these little ones a home this holiday season.