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News Flash: Trump admits his followers are murderers. See: Rob Riener. (Not to slander Riener's son as a Trump follower, mind you.)
December 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
News Flash: Trump admits his followers are murderers. See: Rob Riener. (Not to slander Riener's son as a Trump follower, mind you.)
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It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]
October 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]
Soros spent millions funding No Kings protests against Trump—when he could’ve just bought him outright, Musk-style. Efficiency, George. Efficiency.
October 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Soros spent millions funding No Kings protests against Trump—when he could’ve just bought him outright, Musk-style. Efficiency, George. Efficiency.
If you want to blame something for neurodivergence, you might as well blame dishwasher detergents. It makes almost no sense at all, just like blaming Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
If you want to blame something for neurodivergence, you might as well blame dishwasher detergents. It makes almost no sense at all, just like blaming Tylenol.
Trumpets may sound, but not for doom tomorrow. The heavens won't split to end universal sorrow. So drop the silly fear, the end is not near. On September 24th, they'll all still be here.
September 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Trumpets may sound, but not for doom tomorrow. The heavens won't split to end universal sorrow. So drop the silly fear, the end is not near. On September 24th, they'll all still be here.
Antifa is a terrorist group! I wasn't even convinced they exist. I've been trying to contact them for years now, and they don't return my calls. I tried calling The National Super-Secret Antifa Association office, but they said they're too scared of Trump to tell me they exist.
September 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Antifa is a terrorist group! I wasn't even convinced they exist. I've been trying to contact them for years now, and they don't return my calls. I tried calling The National Super-Secret Antifa Association office, but they said they're too scared of Trump to tell me they exist.
Je suis Jimmy Kimmel.
Nous sommes Jimmy Kimmel.
Tout le monde est Jimmy Kimmel.
Down with fascists. Down with oppression. À bas les tyrans!!!!! L'heure du rasoir national approche ?
Nous sommes Jimmy Kimmel.
Tout le monde est Jimmy Kimmel.
Down with fascists. Down with oppression. À bas les tyrans!!!!! L'heure du rasoir national approche ?
September 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Je suis Jimmy Kimmel.
Nous sommes Jimmy Kimmel.
Tout le monde est Jimmy Kimmel.
Down with fascists. Down with oppression. À bas les tyrans!!!!! L'heure du rasoir national approche ?
Nous sommes Jimmy Kimmel.
Tout le monde est Jimmy Kimmel.
Down with fascists. Down with oppression. À bas les tyrans!!!!! L'heure du rasoir national approche ?
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“I think empathy is a made-up New Age term that does a lot of damage.” ~Charlie Kirk
September 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
“I think empathy is a made-up New Age term that does a lot of damage.” ~Charlie Kirk
A new martyr has been created on the right. Nothing gets better from here, on this trajectory, for a very long time and without more violence. Scapegoats will be sought and dealt with accordingly.
September 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
A new martyr has been created on the right. Nothing gets better from here, on this trajectory, for a very long time and without more violence. Scapegoats will be sought and dealt with accordingly.
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational."
Who knew a leopard could eat his face?
Who knew a leopard could eat his face?
September 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational."
Who knew a leopard could eat his face?
Who knew a leopard could eat his face?
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Soooo Russians are bombing Poland with drones??? 🤔
September 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Soooo Russians are bombing Poland with drones??? 🤔
60 Russian Expatriots, here legally claiming asylum, have been turned over directly to Putin. See: Inside Russia, YouTube channel. These were doctors, lawyers, and engineers who didn't want to die in Putin's meat grinder in Ukraine. They won't have a choice, now. This is disgusting. Ih8UDJT.
August 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
60 Russian Expatriots, here legally claiming asylum, have been turned over directly to Putin. See: Inside Russia, YouTube channel. These were doctors, lawyers, and engineers who didn't want to die in Putin's meat grinder in Ukraine. They won't have a choice, now. This is disgusting. Ih8UDJT.
Anchorage, Alaska, has issued a statement: "The ashes of the shining city on the hill were successfully cast into the frozen deep, in cooperation with our former foes."
August 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Anchorage, Alaska, has issued a statement: "The ashes of the shining city on the hill were successfully cast into the frozen deep, in cooperation with our former foes."
All-caps used to be sacred—reserved for the unbearable, the unmissable, the deeply important. Now they indicate distraction and misdirection like a seizure of flying spittle. One orange PSYCHO ruined all-caps for everyone. I resent that.
August 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
All-caps used to be sacred—reserved for the unbearable, the unmissable, the deeply important. Now they indicate distraction and misdirection like a seizure of flying spittle. One orange PSYCHO ruined all-caps for everyone. I resent that.
Gather MAGA. Alert the Media. I'm willing to blow the whistle about the secret technique colleges have been using to brainwash our kids.
It's an evil technique called METATHINKING. Google your way down this rabbit hole!
BOOM, suck it, libs. I've given away the secret you never wanted exposed.
It's an evil technique called METATHINKING. Google your way down this rabbit hole!
BOOM, suck it, libs. I've given away the secret you never wanted exposed.
July 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Gather MAGA. Alert the Media. I'm willing to blow the whistle about the secret technique colleges have been using to brainwash our kids.
It's an evil technique called METATHINKING. Google your way down this rabbit hole!
BOOM, suck it, libs. I've given away the secret you never wanted exposed.
It's an evil technique called METATHINKING. Google your way down this rabbit hole!
BOOM, suck it, libs. I've given away the secret you never wanted exposed.
Want to drive a MAGA nuts? Explain the birthday note as clearly meant to hide the true nature of their gay love affair. Is it true? I dunno. I'm not judging. I don't care who loves who.
But MAGAs, however, are known to feel differently.
*do not attempt on armed MAGAs
But MAGAs, however, are known to feel differently.
*do not attempt on armed MAGAs
July 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Want to drive a MAGA nuts? Explain the birthday note as clearly meant to hide the true nature of their gay love affair. Is it true? I dunno. I'm not judging. I don't care who loves who.
But MAGAs, however, are known to feel differently.
*do not attempt on armed MAGAs
But MAGAs, however, are known to feel differently.
*do not attempt on armed MAGAs
MY SHAMEFUL CONFESSION:
I am married to a MAGA who is imploding, and I've been live-blogging it on Reddit.
"What it's like to be married to a MAGA right now?
It's pretty f*cking great."
u/Character_Bomb_312
r/Qult_Headquarters
I am married to a MAGA who is imploding, and I've been live-blogging it on Reddit.
"What it's like to be married to a MAGA right now?
It's pretty f*cking great."
u/Character_Bomb_312
r/Qult_Headquarters
July 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
MY SHAMEFUL CONFESSION:
I am married to a MAGA who is imploding, and I've been live-blogging it on Reddit.
"What it's like to be married to a MAGA right now?
It's pretty f*cking great."
u/Character_Bomb_312
r/Qult_Headquarters
I am married to a MAGA who is imploding, and I've been live-blogging it on Reddit.
"What it's like to be married to a MAGA right now?
It's pretty f*cking great."
u/Character_Bomb_312
r/Qult_Headquarters
I'm disappointed "Rosie and Donald" is trending. "Don & Epstein" isn't? Distract us, so we won't mock MAGA over the Epstein debacle? Surely we're not going to go easy on the issue ripping MAGA apart? Now is the time for the dog who caught the car to find out that cars also move in reverse.
July 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm disappointed "Rosie and Donald" is trending. "Don & Epstein" isn't? Distract us, so we won't mock MAGA over the Epstein debacle? Surely we're not going to go easy on the issue ripping MAGA apart? Now is the time for the dog who caught the car to find out that cars also move in reverse.
Anonymous could use their time well by hacking and logging the Signal app our government officials are using to avoid record-keeping and transparency laws. If anyone could pass this along, I'd appreciate it.
May 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Anonymous could use their time well by hacking and logging the Signal app our government officials are using to avoid record-keeping and transparency laws. If anyone could pass this along, I'd appreciate it.
The only solution that will work is for people at the top to hoard less. History has offered various solutions to this problem, from philanthropy and nobless oblige to taxes and unions that negotiate a fair share. History provides a few other solutions that aren't pleasant to discuss.
April 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The only solution that will work is for people at the top to hoard less. History has offered various solutions to this problem, from philanthropy and nobless oblige to taxes and unions that negotiate a fair share. History provides a few other solutions that aren't pleasant to discuss.
The wealthy don't care if the country has to weather economic downturns; instead, they buy our valuables at a discount when we sell them off to survive. The wealthy seldom feel much at all while the poor suffer. The upcoming economic downturn is by design. It will be another asset grab.
March 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The wealthy don't care if the country has to weather economic downturns; instead, they buy our valuables at a discount when we sell them off to survive. The wealthy seldom feel much at all while the poor suffer. The upcoming economic downturn is by design. It will be another asset grab.
Reminder number twenty-six: The wealthy never volunteer to take less of a cut of everything to help others. They are dragons on hoards of gold.
March 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Reminder number twenty-six: The wealthy never volunteer to take less of a cut of everything to help others. They are dragons on hoards of gold.
Hey Canada, here's an idea to crush American Oligarchs: please flood the US with cheap generic drugs. :)
March 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Hey Canada, here's an idea to crush American Oligarchs: please flood the US with cheap generic drugs. :)
The most dangerous place in the US is between an oligarch and money.
March 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The most dangerous place in the US is between an oligarch and money.