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Charles Chase

@charles-chase.bsky.social

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SW Iowan MST3K/RiffTrax addict who welcomes enablers. Pro wrestling fan. Quasi-regular Botchamania contributor. Occasional writer of parody lyrics based on memes I see

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Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 3d

Don't go trying to make a croissant joke. You just can't slice it

RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 3d

It’s up and it’s the best and worst thing we’ve ever done.
🤼▶️ youtu.be/FdsyVBRAubk?...

Max Caster & Anthony Bowens (& Tony Shalhoub) on AEW’s Hey!(EW) with RJ City. Watch now!

Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 7d

"His only comment on the matter was 'That's right, Excalibur."

Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 7d

Is it wrong to not always be glad? #MST3K

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Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 11d

At a book store, selling upside downs
Call the police, market confusion's abound
Paperbacks and lemon pounds
Come get 'em all at Barnes & Jerry Towne

Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 12d

If any one riff sums up what you're in for with "Guns Of El Chupacabra," it's this one @rifftrax.com

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Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 13d

"Trump, are you just looking at things in the Oval Office and saying that you'll tax them?"

"30% tariff on lamp!"

Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 14d

Beast Money

Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 14d

"By the way, I hates that Orko."

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Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 14d

"You will say my full name: Kyle Clayton Deborah Susan Forrester Fletcher." #AEWDynamite

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Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 14d

Willow as Tien. Speedball as Chiaotzu. I could get behind this 😆

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Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 14d

I have a feeling this mystery partner has been someone who's been staying away, and when they appear, I'll be tempted to ask "Where you've been, baby?" #AEWDynamite

Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 14d

Happy Time Chasers Day to all the Castleton snobs who celebrate #MST3K

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Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 17d

The World's Strongest. I love how bumfuzzled Wheelo is by all the insanity going on around him

Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 17d

🎶 The smoke alarm is going off, and there's a childhood home
Still burnin'
He did nothing wrong 🎶

Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 18d

Rihanna gives Ricochet voice coaching levels (success levels vary) confirmed!!

Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 21d

"OK, this main character, uh Sparky..."

"Has a friend! A girl! Hell, he's a girl, too! There are a lot of girls, they're all roommates! There's a goofy girl, a serious girl, a cheerleader, a loose girl! Everybody in the damn series is a damn girl!"

"Yeah, but Rowsdower..."

"A big hairy girl!!!"

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Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 22d

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Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 24d

"I don't like the idea of Frieza giving Goku two stuffed crust pizzas in one day." @kaiserneko.bsky.social @teamfourstar.bsky.social

Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · 24d

And on top of it, the liquor stores close at 8:00 #MST3K

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Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · Sep 7

Quentin Tarantino's Eat Pray Love

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · Sep 6

Zack Snyder's Mystic Pizza

Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · Sep 7

Wes Craven's A Walk To Remember

*Bratan* @mazov.bsky.social · Sep 7

Kevin Smith's Eyes Wide Shut

Skip the Red Mage @skiprodriguez.bsky.social · Sep 7

John Carpenter’s Cruel Intentions

Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · Sep 4

Do you know how bad it is when there is a 91-year-old talking to you, but *YOU'RE* the one who sounds like they're dying?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 4

listen to this, if you can stand it -- RFK Jr's hot mic breathing make it sound like he's dying

Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · Sep 3

"Hey, Servo. Don't look now, but I think someone's checking you out." #MST3K

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Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · Aug 31

A Deathstalker reboot, starring Jean-Claude Gosh Darn from "Future War" and TVs Son of TVs Frank @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and featuring the Triblade from "Sword and the Sorcerer"?!

Be still, my MSTie heart ❤️😁 #MST3K

Deathstalker - Exclusive Red Band Trailer (2025) Daniel Bernhardt, Patton Oswalt

YouTube video by IGN

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Charles Chase @charles-chase.bsky.social · Aug 31

🎶 I'll pass off this fast food as my cooking
I'll pass off this fast food as my cooking
I hope he buys that it's an
I hope he buys that it's an
I hope he buys that it's an
Expression from Albany 🎶