Love the bearded belly dancers (the old fart must not have noticed them). Hey Free Free Palestine voters, how's that Anti-Harris vote working out for you?

I am so happy.

I have also used them to lose weight by spinning a number of them into weeks-long anxiety episodes (check it out, it's a terrific weight-loss program).
Free to good home. Will ship anywhere.

I have a beautifully maintained set that goes all the way back to 1966 and has never been out of service. They work incredibly well at keeping at you up at night when you don't want to sleep peacefully (and actually, even when you do).

These range from random comments made to strangers that caused them to look at you oddly, all the way to unprocessed words uttered awkwardly to loved ones that may or may not have altered those relationships forever.