Charles𖦹Gardener ✹
@charlesgardener.bsky.social
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Flowers and filth. Winds and rains is cold. Sun is warm. A dry leaf in winter. Where are my shoes?
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But let’s hear it for George. A class act in difficult times.
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Just the individuals letterbox/frontdoor.
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The under-gamekeeper, who became the gamekeeper after George’s dismissal eventually drowned his wife in a cattle trough. I’m not making it up.
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He was very good at it. He looked like a mole. He didn’t like pompous people. “I’m going away. How will I know you’ve caught the mole?” Letterbox.
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George was sacked as a gamekeeper for voicing careless observations about the lady of the house and the under-gamekeeper.
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But it’s reform. Celebrated. And nothing changes. A model of consensus politics.
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A picture of men who know they have a lot to hide.
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I used to do boneyards when I started out. Something spiritual about it.
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I’ve seen ‘em. This was a bicycle and a long bridge. I got my jacket off en route and made the bend. Mind that car. It may be stationary. As they dragged me, bleeding, to a safe house I demanded to talk to Luke about God. Mrs Luke, a recent mother, came at me with an absorbent nappy.
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Some photographic evidence came to light three years ago.
"You're a comical little geezer. You'll look funny when you're fifty."
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Should we not reform the electoral system from the discredited first-past-the-post to a single non-transferable vote?
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Is this where the soft plastic recycling, currently promoted by supermarkets, ends up?
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I knew that was coming. G’night Jules.