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Chuck Armstrong
@charlesmarmstrong.bsky.social
Writer/performer/baseballer in Brooklyn.
The Chuck half of Charles.
Time Traveling Dietitian from Funny Or Die.
Formerly of Caveat NYC and The Onion.

I'm just here so I don't get fined.

https://charlescomedy.net
Agreed, though for whatever it's worth, intentional or not, I feel like the journalism side of the house at WSJ is often writing in direct contradiction to the editorial board.
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
As a physical newspaper guy, I can attest the NYT and WSJ remain excellent physical newspapers with high quality journalism. That said, the WSJ editorial section is such a ridiculous clown show that it might as well be written by an AI trained exclusively on a corpus of Tucker Carlson's diaries.
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Oh hi Mark!
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Oh hi Mark!
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Same, but for me it's Kate Nash, and that's just because I only recently learned they are different people.
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Stop acting like the national party platform best operates as a monolithic proscriptive entity. Listen to your voters, and build your coalition around that.
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
But in Montpelier or Minneapolis or Denver or Long Beach, a Democratic candidate who hopes to galvanize turnout like Mamdani has would almost certainly have to run on a vastly different set of policies.
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
In a city like New York that relies more upon public infrastructure for its day-to-day existence than any other city in the country, the platform of a Democratic socialist is quite likely to speak to people's needs.
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
As far as what his victory "means" for the Democratic establishment, it prescribes no policies, but rather practices. Listen to your voters. That's it.
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This was specific parody directed at Fox News. During the '08 campaign, Barack and Michelle were were speaking at a campaign event. After a speech, they fist bumped and smiled at each other. The next day, a Fox News anchor questioned whether the gesture was a "terrorist fist jab". I'm not kidding.
October 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
What's the brand?
September 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM