Hello, brain. It’s me. Why did you just do that and think it was something that needed to be shared with other people. Yours truly, me

Bought a container to put on some green bean casserole. Thought “wow, I forgot how much I liked these!” Bought another. 8 hours later it was gone and I was like “HONEY WE CAN’T KEEP THESE IN THE HOUSE ANY MORE OKAY”

They should rename this Mr. Creosote day and be done with it

Could not agree more. Source: Texan.

Hey, also very close to the name of an awesome indie film from 2013:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ruin

(Mine would be “Multicolored Flip” which is an odd GI Joe to imagine, but there you have it.)

I can’t more “this.” I worked in retail for ages. It DOESN’T MATTER. No one cares, and being a narc on your fellow citizens only leads to things getting far, FAR worse.

I don’t know how many bosses over the years told me “just let them take the stuff if they want it that bad. It’s just stuff.”