charli 💚
@charliecard.bsky.social
south jersey’s finest, ice chewer, proud himbosexual (he/they)
the cashier at my local grocery store was named “analyssa” which i assume is “ana” + “alyssa” but i read as “anal-yssa”
April 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
the cashier at my local grocery store was named “analyssa” which i assume is “ana” + “alyssa” but i read as “anal-yssa”
i finished a full loaf of bread so now i get to enjoy the delicacy that is the double butt pb&j
March 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i finished a full loaf of bread so now i get to enjoy the delicacy that is the double butt pb&j
i have been on 3 dates with a guy within a 5 day time span after not dating for about 4 years and i am down so bad rn
March 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i have been on 3 dates with a guy within a 5 day time span after not dating for about 4 years and i am down so bad rn
sitting at the back of the plane and enjoying not only a whole row to myself but also empty rows in front of and behind me while people in the front are packed together i am truly the best at flying
February 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
sitting at the back of the plane and enjoying not only a whole row to myself but also empty rows in front of and behind me while people in the front are packed together i am truly the best at flying
this waffle house waiter is kinda hot
February 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
this waffle house waiter is kinda hot
welcome to donald trumps america
February 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
welcome to donald trumps america
i just got a youtube ad for an industrial grade churro maker and boy is that algorithm correct
February 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
i just got a youtube ad for an industrial grade churro maker and boy is that algorithm correct
my phone gave me a loudness notification for the bar cheering for Lexi Love
February 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
my phone gave me a loudness notification for the bar cheering for Lexi Love
happy three paycheck month everyone (if u r on biweekly that includes this week)
January 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
happy three paycheck month everyone (if u r on biweekly that includes this week)
you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
you also miss 100% of the shots you do take because you’re bad at basketball
you also miss 100% of the shots you do take because you’re bad at basketball
December 29, 2024 at 6:09 PM
you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
you also miss 100% of the shots you do take because you’re bad at basketball
you also miss 100% of the shots you do take because you’re bad at basketball
my uber home from the texas gay bars is a literal pickup truck this is wild
December 29, 2024 at 8:22 AM
my uber home from the texas gay bars is a literal pickup truck this is wild
i’m at the doctor with my dad and a nurse just came in to say they’ve got an injured deer behind the building and they’re gonna shoot it texas is so wild
December 27, 2024 at 3:53 PM
i’m at the doctor with my dad and a nurse just came in to say they’ve got an injured deer behind the building and they’re gonna shoot it texas is so wild
every time i go home it is wild to open my parents’ fridge this is their butter and ozempic drawer
December 24, 2024 at 3:58 AM
every time i go home it is wild to open my parents’ fridge this is their butter and ozempic drawer
there is nothing like the pure joy of realizing you have a whole row to yourself on a flight, especially when it’s 4 hours long
December 23, 2024 at 3:08 PM
there is nothing like the pure joy of realizing you have a whole row to yourself on a flight, especially when it’s 4 hours long
can someone explain why quincy center is not in zone 1A for commuter rail? any stop that also has a T subway stop should be 1A bc why does it cost more to take commuter rail vs red line the exact same distance (or more if u go all the way from alewife on the red line)
December 19, 2024 at 10:44 PM
can someone explain why quincy center is not in zone 1A for commuter rail? any stop that also has a T subway stop should be 1A bc why does it cost more to take commuter rail vs red line the exact same distance (or more if u go all the way from alewife on the red line)
holiday mint m&m’s giving italianx pride in honor of luigi
December 10, 2024 at 2:21 AM
holiday mint m&m’s giving italianx pride in honor of luigi
i am happy that the red line slow zones are fixed but i need the mbta to figure out what’s going on with train timing at jfk and why they keep announcing alewife trains on the wrong platform or having an alewife train that arrives first hold while another train comes and goes
December 9, 2024 at 12:02 PM
i am happy that the red line slow zones are fixed but i need the mbta to figure out what’s going on with train timing at jfk and why they keep announcing alewife trains on the wrong platform or having an alewife train that arrives first hold while another train comes and goes
sobbing from long live x new years day x the manuscript that was perfect
December 9, 2024 at 6:50 AM
sobbing from long live x new years day x the manuscript that was perfect
i fell asleep last night so i didn’t watch the surprise songs live and now i’m crying on the mbta listening to never grow up x the best day
December 7, 2024 at 5:49 PM
i fell asleep last night so i didn’t watch the surprise songs live and now i’m crying on the mbta listening to never grow up x the best day
happy friday i had to break up a fight today and i cannot wait until christmas break
December 6, 2024 at 6:49 PM
happy friday i had to break up a fight today and i cannot wait until christmas break
most predictable spotify wrapped of all time
December 4, 2024 at 3:30 PM
most predictable spotify wrapped of all time
i got new airpods on a black friday sale and they have noise cancelling and holy shit this is life changing i never believed it would be this good
December 3, 2024 at 10:14 PM
i got new airpods on a black friday sale and they have noise cancelling and holy shit this is life changing i never believed it would be this good
gotta say i’m surprised the plane version of oppenheimer still has florence pugh’s boobs
November 30, 2024 at 10:12 PM
gotta say i’m surprised the plane version of oppenheimer still has florence pugh’s boobs
watching oppenheimer on a plane seat back tv with plug in headphones just like christopher nolan intended
November 30, 2024 at 9:10 PM
watching oppenheimer on a plane seat back tv with plug in headphones just like christopher nolan intended