CharmedGuy
charmedguy.bsky.social
CharmedGuy
@charmedguy.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 Gay man with a sausage dog. NSFW occasionally, also a bit political. LGBT+ rights. Brighton, UK.
Tango Tosser’s new buttplug should finally stop him 💩ing himself so much. Providing he keeps it inserted 🤢
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
That’s him: Captain Biscuit, living his best life on the heated blanket (I don’t get a choice if I can use it) 🤣
October 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
October 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Let's see you at 21 (ish)

Me at 21 years old
August 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Are we sure he didn’t mean this one? 😉
August 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Again… 😏
August 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
August 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My best friend had 3 Dalmatians. One of them was deaf, her name was Tivoli and she understood some sign language. If I had the room I’d have loved to have a Dalmatian. But I love my little furry sausage.
July 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Meanwhile, my dog just judges me…
June 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Then and now, 7 years later
June 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Throwback Thursday.
June 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
June 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I totally misread that…
May 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
May 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I found a fat Spider-Man when out the other day. Representation at last! 😂
May 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
How about this one?
May 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Finally got my hair & beard did. Though I think the beard is still too long tbh.
May 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I ask Captain Biscuit if he’s my Little Stinker-Bum quite often. He will occasionally answer in the negative… then go and do a stinky poo to prove me right.
April 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
April 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
April 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Reskeet with a harness pic
April 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Palpatine wasn’t impressed meeting him tbh 🤣
March 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Or, have the best of both worlds with Captain Biscuit!
March 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Share some of the best eyes in movies
March 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
No cheating! Post the last photo of your pet(s).
March 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM