Sarah
@charminglydaft.bsky.social
Lawyer. Slave to my dog. Hopeful StKilda FC tragic.
was actually able to eat dinner either both hands tonight. amazing.
December 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
was actually able to eat dinner either both hands tonight. amazing.
we have a smiling girl!
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
we have a smiling girl!
must be a good book.
December 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
must be a good book.
baby girl has a crazy rash on her face. i think it’s maybe just acne but it looks so uncomfortable
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
baby girl has a crazy rash on her face. i think it’s maybe just acne but it looks so uncomfortable
my mum is minding Tilly while i go to my work lunch. Freedom! i already found someone to fix my car aircon while sitting in the uber, a job i’ve been trying to do for a week 😂
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
my mum is minding Tilly while i go to my work lunch. Freedom! i already found someone to fix my car aircon while sitting in the uber, a job i’ve been trying to do for a week 😂
my living room has turned into Baby Land
December 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
my living room has turned into Baby Land
add scott morrison to the list.
can safely say we have no need to hear from american gun nuts or Benjamin Netanyahu at the moment.
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
add scott morrison to the list.
trying to watch the new Knives Out and can see a baby valiantly fighting sleep on the monitor
December 16, 2025 at 9:45 AM
trying to watch the new Knives Out and can see a baby valiantly fighting sleep on the monitor
the number of pop ups on websites is making it seriously unbearable these days. i’m often searching one handed and when i have to jiggle my phone around to close a bunch of pop ups either discounts and cookies i often just give up (and/or drop my phone)
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
the number of pop ups on websites is making it seriously unbearable these days. i’m often searching one handed and when i have to jiggle my phone around to close a bunch of pop ups either discounts and cookies i often just give up (and/or drop my phone)
a friend helped me put my tree up. I put christmas carols on, Mabel played with her dog, I put matilda in the trip trapp chair and she sat gurgling and kicking her legs watching it all. i haven’t got further than putting the lights on but it’s a start!
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 AM
a friend helped me put my tree up. I put christmas carols on, Mabel played with her dog, I put matilda in the trip trapp chair and she sat gurgling and kicking her legs watching it all. i haven’t got further than putting the lights on but it’s a start!
can safely say we have no need to hear from american gun nuts or Benjamin Netanyahu at the moment.
December 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
can safely say we have no need to hear from american gun nuts or Benjamin Netanyahu at the moment.
I left the TV on and went to the park and by the time I got back it was all breaking news about Bondi. Just horrible
December 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I left the TV on and went to the park and by the time I got back it was all breaking news about Bondi. Just horrible
Matilda slept from 9.30 to 4.30am. Can’t believe it! that’s like almost a proper sleep!
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Matilda slept from 9.30 to 4.30am. Can’t believe it! that’s like almost a proper sleep!
god the last few days have been awful. a friend posted a pic of her in the beach with her golden retriever at sunrise and i burst into tears thinking god when will i ever get to do that again. that said my dog probably would refuse to go, because no one in my life is normal.
December 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
god the last few days have been awful. a friend posted a pic of her in the beach with her golden retriever at sunrise and i burst into tears thinking god when will i ever get to do that again. that said my dog probably would refuse to go, because no one in my life is normal.
looking for an old phone. found one that i last used april 2020. my twitter feed from then (peak lockdown) was still visible like a mosquito caught in amber or something. bad memories man, baaaad
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
looking for an old phone. found one that i last used april 2020. my twitter feed from then (peak lockdown) was still visible like a mosquito caught in amber or something. bad memories man, baaaad
i think i need like a nanny or mothers helper a few hours a week. i’ve barely had time to pee today
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
i think i need like a nanny or mothers helper a few hours a week. i’ve barely had time to pee today
i can’t believe it but the Medicare enrolment is finally submitted
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
i can’t believe it but the Medicare enrolment is finally submitted
i haven’t accomplished much today but the dead rat is gone
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i haven’t accomplished much today but the dead rat is gone
Tilly has been screaming off and on for three hours. I am wrung out. i put her on a rug in the garden and that calmed her down for ten minutes. then i saw a dead rat in the grass so that was the end of that.
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Tilly has been screaming off and on for three hours. I am wrung out. i put her on a rug in the garden and that calmed her down for ten minutes. then i saw a dead rat in the grass so that was the end of that.
getting ready for physio. i’ll just change the baby i think. next thing - poonami, she pees on her entire outfit and starts screaming hysterically cos i put a singlet on her. this is why it’s hard to be on time 😝
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
getting ready for physio. i’ll just change the baby i think. next thing - poonami, she pees on her entire outfit and starts screaming hysterically cos i put a singlet on her. this is why it’s hard to be on time 😝
i’m glad the option to be a single mum by choice was open to me. but i’m in this Facebook group for SMBC and honestly some of the members are… very emotionally immature. like VERY. I feel like some of them should mature a bit first. i know that’s judgmental but god.
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i’m glad the option to be a single mum by choice was open to me. but i’m in this Facebook group for SMBC and honestly some of the members are… very emotionally immature. like VERY. I feel like some of them should mature a bit first. i know that’s judgmental but god.
The owner at the dog bakery Willows Pantry makes festive human cookies for select people at Christmas. i’m always pleased when i make the cut
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The owner at the dog bakery Willows Pantry makes festive human cookies for select people at Christmas. i’m always pleased when i make the cut
probably my tiredness talking but i’m so sick of the tradies in my street. there have been five big renovations in the time i e lived here. they take all the parking, block the public laneways, i’ve had several tyre punctures due to nails etc. i think the last one finishes this week and thank god
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
probably my tiredness talking but i’m so sick of the tradies in my street. there have been five big renovations in the time i e lived here. they take all the parking, block the public laneways, i’ve had several tyre punctures due to nails etc. i think the last one finishes this week and thank god
i had my airpods loose in the bag that hangs off my pram. i KNEW it was a bad idea and yep one is lost. Even though i shouldn’t, I just ordered new ones cos they save my sanity at the moment.
December 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i had my airpods loose in the bag that hangs off my pram. i KNEW it was a bad idea and yep one is lost. Even though i shouldn’t, I just ordered new ones cos they save my sanity at the moment.
Matilda has only woken once the past four nights but somehow i’m MORE tired. i think because the trade off is she’s super alert & needy in the day and evening. It probably means she’s figuring out day and night but I feel broken.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Matilda has only woken once the past four nights but somehow i’m MORE tired. i think because the trade off is she’s super alert & needy in the day and evening. It probably means she’s figuring out day and night but I feel broken.