The best joke he could ever play would be to die on April Fools Day.

I think Walz and Harris made real progress when they leaned into calling them “Weird” but I think the consultants screwed up their strategy going into the debates. Calling them weird would have worked especially when connected to actually policy.

But have you read “Armada”? That was like a 12 year old’s wet dream in book form.

My parents both smoked 4 packs a day. My sister and I used to save the camel bucks and we bought ourselves so much camel branded stuff. The white walls of our house were dark brown.

Only 1% of corn grown in the US feeds people. youtu.be/H_c6MWk7PQc?...

So much selective outrage. Here’s something to think about. Corn farming in the US consumes 20 trillion gallons of water a year. Over 40% of that corn is converted to ethanol to be mixed with gasoline. That’s 8 trillion gallons of water. The AI industry uses 650 billion gallons.

When I was in college I friend of mine wrote a story about the DMV in the style of Kafka. It was awesome.

Time to round up all the King’s Horses.

My children gathered around 570 pieces of Halloween candy last night. Given at a bag of 60 Halloween candies retails for about $12, they made about $112 dollars.

To seize their coffee shops, see the hipsters driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their craft breweries. —P Hegseth. Probably

Join the 99pi discord server. I’m not even kidding.

Is that properly licensed or are you using a pirated copy? I can’t afford the subscription fees.

I funded the kicker starter for season 5. Should be out in like 2027.

With what? Grok?

I’m doomed then, because my omnipresent narrator has a very definite attitude. However, I’m not worried because no one will ever buy or want to read my self indulgent passion project that I started writing to stay off social media. Anyhow where can I read your book?

Is the market under the bridge still there? It’s been a while since I’ve been to Portland but I loved going down to that market.