Chase Connor Books
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Author of the Head Rock Harbor Mystery series, A Surplus of Light, Between Enzo & the Universe, and more! The avocado of gay men. Dreaded Morning Person™. Offensive Queer™. Storyteller. https://linktr.ee/chaseconnorbooks
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Sometimes, when I can’t sleep, I think about things. Like when an internet group I belonged to was sharing the darkest memes they had and I shared one that said, “Sure, Jesus loves you, but will he swallow?” And I got kicked out of the internet group. No regrets. Reigning champ.
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Good news! I’ve eaten lot of cauliflower this week!

Bad news! It has all been fried!
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My husband makes fun of me for my love of going to Scooter’s coffee because I only like going through the drive-thru to hear them say, “Scoot on up!” Folksy!
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Might fuck around this morning and buy some Halloween treats - up to and including seasonal coffee. 🤤
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I don’t like expensive, fancy oscillating fans. If I can’t *hear* the breeze, there is no breeze. I need the “is there subway tracks next door?” feeling as the air completely dusts the dandruff of my shoulders.
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Some interesting things are coming from Head Rock Harbor and Sage Grove…

Maybe we’ll hear more in the next #ChaseConnorBooks Newsletter?
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Regardless of how I act online, I find myself being extra kind and patient with everyone in real life (except Nazis) because we’re all on the verge. Waiter accidentally farted on my plate? It’s okay, baby. You’re trying. Just get me a new one.
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It’s my firm belief that even if you’re not a person who enjoys porn, we all have one person whose OnlyFans we’d pay $10 to see. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂
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Anyway…Happy Spooky Season! 🎃👻💀
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A writer friend of mine bought a hospital bed table so that they could easily write while propped up in bed and I haven’t been this proud of someone’s ingenuity and laziness in a long time.
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I don’t know who these people are, but I would hope brothers could show care for each other. Even though that’s not quite inline with what I’m talking about here.
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I really wish society would normalize two men showing affection and care for each other without it having anything to do with sex or sexuality. Two people should be able to simply care about each other.
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*sitting at a park having coffee with a friend*

Me: This looks like a cruising spot.

Friend: Cruising? For what?

Me: …

Friend: …

Me: …

Friend: Oh!

Me: *Mrs. Lovett sing-song voice* Good, ya’ got it.
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Back home with the family today. Time to make everyone remember that I am the problem. 🤣😂
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First of all, I didn’t get on Jasmine Crockett’s internet today to be attacked like this..
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One of my skills that my friends don’t appreciate enough is howI know exactly what to feed/give them to cure constipation. Haven’t pooped in 3 days? I gotchu!

*I am not a doctor and do not give medical advice…in writing. 🤣
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If you don’t wake your best friend by crawling into their bed, snuggling them, and murmuring, “Good morning, lover.” at 6:30am…are you even best friends?
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Puffing on a disposable Green Apple Ice vape, listening to Billy Joel, on a road trip. Am I trash? Or the coolest motherfucker ever?

My husband says trash. 🤣😂
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You’re asking the wrong person because I don’t even know why different colors are offered. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣
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Me: *discussing vacuum models to buy* So, we agree? We’ll buy this one?

Husband: Sure. Agreed.

Me: It comes in lavender but you can also get it in black or white. But the other colors cost $50 more!

Husband: Never been happier to be a f*ggot and not care. Buy the lavender!

Me: Agreed!
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Today, in a food order, I ordered one fruit bowl. They sent 2 and only charged for one. That’s a sign from Jesus.
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Working on an announcement for my website to go live on Saturday. My procrastinating ass needs to let readers know what’s going on so they can stop worrying that I’m giving up on my writing. 🤣😂 Because👏🏼I👏🏼Have👏🏼Not👏🏼
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A grieving immigrant, a stolen coat, a mysterious American, one night in Montreal, and a simple act of kindness that will change a life forever. THE WARMTH OF OUR CLOSEST STAR (the sequel) out now! #LGBTQIA #LitFic #mmromance #audiobooks #NewAdult

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