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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 2d

"Fuck it's too bright out, the sun is shining almost as much as our teams." chaser.com.au/general-news...

A man in bed sick with images of the Brisbane Lions holding the AFL cup, the Brisbane Broncos holding the NRL trophy and the NRLW trophy.

Headline: Hungover Brisbane thankful for public holiday.

The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 5d

We're going to the beautiful country of North Korea and it doesn't count as selling out! preview.mailerlite.io/preview/4483...

We're going to the Pyongyang Comedy Festival!

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 8d

"We would play along when he pulled out the guitar at family gatherings because we love Nicole."
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Kidman family relieved they can stop pretending to like Keith Urban’s music

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 9d

"I thought Islamophobia was a requirement to work at News Corp?" said one of the show's ten former viewers. chaser.com.au/general-news...

Image of Freya Fired UP with the text Time to fire up with Freya Leach (but the 'up with' is crossed out)

Headline: Nation shocked to learn that you can be too Islamophobic for Sky After Dark

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 11d

"While yes every team not from Victoria were sent by Satan to test the only true players of the sport, we must remain professional in our coverage."
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AFL commentators reminded to stick with team names not ‘Victoria vs The Forces of Evil’

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 13d

The teens were shocked by how large the font size was.
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Photoshopped image of Albanese trying to use a phone while a teenager watches on in frustration.

Headline: Govt asks teenager to help them set up the social media ban on their phone

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 13d

Support our writers by donating to the beer fund: chaser.com.au/support

Image of Trump. Headline: Aussies miss when morning routine didn't involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 14d

"It's really horrible what it's doing to our society,"
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Optus CEO says Panadol caused the network outage

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 15d

"If you look on a graph, the amount of people diagnosed with autism has risen ever since this file was created so clearly it is to blame." chaser.com.au/world/releas...

"Releasing the Epstein files causes autism" claims Trump

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 15d

“Every day I walk into the FDA they tell me that if my hand is bigger than my face, I’ll get cancer. Then I check and somehow my hand hits my face, distracting me from knowing if I will get cancer.” chaser.com.au/world/rfk-jr...

Photoshopped image of RFK Jr staring at his hands outside the FDA. Headline: RFK Jr vows to make all American hands smaller than their faces to avoid cancer risk

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 16d

"She wasn't there for that long, and I don't think she knows any other Italian" said her coworker chaser.com.au/general-news...

Woman back from three weeks in Italy won’t stop saying “ciao”

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 19d

Following recent confusion, the glorious Trump administration has put together a helpful guide: preview.mailerlite.io/preview/4483...

Image of Donald Trump photoshopped into a dictator outfit. Headline: What you can and can't say in the People's Republic of America

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 19d

"You can't use that word unless it is balanced with the opinion of someone who thinks killing children is fine."
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UN banned from working at ABC after using 'the G-word'

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 20d

"He's basically celebrating political violence" said tabloid writers chaser.com.au/general-news...

Local man fired for giving barista his name instead of saying ‘My name isn’t important, I mourn Charlie Kirk’

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 20d

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 20d

“I am a huge fan of the first amendment, which is of course that the President’s feelings must be protected at all costs.” chaser.com.au/world/trump-...

Trump vows to jail anyone who says he’s against free speech

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 22d

From the archives: chaser.com.au/world/israel...

Image of Netanyahu. Headline: Israel accuses the Geneva Convention of secretly being a part of Hamas

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 22d

Women who matched with him on dating apps hope it could lead to him one day even getting a bed frame.
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Local man breaks ranks from other men in their 20s by bravely buying a 2nd set of bed sheets

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 23d

"We need to be thinking about the future" said the Climate Change Minister chaser.com.au/national/gov...

Government announces plans for future “Great Barrier Reef Memorial Gas Plant”

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 24d

"I'm in my self improvement era" chaser.com.au/general-news...

Local woman commits to going to bed at a reasonable time, then scrolling until an unreasonable time

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 27d

This comes as disgusting political violence continues to grow in America. chaser.com.au/general-news...

R U OK? Day not going well at Turning Point

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 27d

"Seriously you are going to give me that cupcake today of all days?" chaser.com.au/general-news...

New Yorker weirdly not in the mood for R U OK? cupcake

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 29d

She also nominated him for the Nobel Being Handsome and 6'4 Prize. chaser.com.au/world/ghisla...

Ghislaine Maxwell nominates Trump for Nobel Not A Pedophile Prize

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · Sep 4

“There is no reason for me to rethink my views, clearly the problem is the people who disagree with me and the nazis." chaser.com.au/general-news...

Guy who claims he's definitely not racist somehow keeps agreeing with neo-nazis.

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · Sep 3

"Clearly they support terrorism" chaser.com.au/general-news...

Sydney marathon runners cross harbour bridge in brazen display of antisemitism

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