I went to my friend's Festivus party where we all got to take turns airing our grievances. Tchotchkes and puppygirls were very hot items...

I can't wait for this depressive episode to end so I can feel like I'm on top of the world for like two days

I fantasize about all the different ways I could make an exit lately.
I usually say nothing when I do.
Why do I need to say bye to everyone?

lighting a cigarette with the butt of your previous cigarette and entering flow state.

Dream pop mom or noise rock dad?
Noise rock mom or dream pop dad?
I feel like the mom wins out both situations...
Noise rock dad is a boring narcissistic loser and dream pop dad is a performative womanizer.

A few years ago before ai prompt generators were widely deemed unethical, I spent an afternoon prompting: "Master Chief & Malcom X finish the fight by any means necessary t-shirt"