Did not age well. I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong, and I was VERY wrong.

“Combover Caligula”

-credit to @johnfugelsang.bsky.social

Homer: Bill...bill...bill...ooo, free sample! (Starts drinking sample)
Marge: Homer, that's dishwashing liquid.
Homer: Eh, what're ya gonna do? (Keeps drinking)

Now I kinda want to see them play the Guardians wearing these...

I’m still on X strictly for the Velcren, the Ambassador of Quan & Irish Mike. They’re not on here.

Born To Run Like Hell

I'm old enough to remember when it would have been considered gauche to wear a baseball cap in the Oval Office, much less one praising yourself in bold lettering.

Honestly, I’d rather he live long enough to watch from prison as his grandchildren change their last name in shame.

Gotta love how the list linked here has DC at #66, while Burchett’s district is ranked 42nd 🤣🤣🤣

You mean the people who think it's ok for them to gerrymander Texas, but are already screaming bloody murder about possible gerrymandering in Cali, NY and Illinois?

The tourney director put him on the wrong tees because the guy's a dUmBaSs dEmOcRaT. The fellow had a Hispanic surname, which did not stop the racist comments. On the 10th tee I had to back off my tee shot and stare at him until he finally shut up. Bad part was I let him get to me, ruined my round.

I played in a tournament back in May with a guy wearing shorts with a flag on them, a stars & stripes shirt and a TRUMP golf glove. I knew right then I would be hearing his political opinions whether I wanted to or not. I was not wrong.

You're saying Trump lied??

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They won't. As your podcast co-host so eloquently put it: