Got a personal humidifier delivered overnight so I could be productive in my sleep

Try being brilliant, too. It's exhausting.

Just read an article by Hunter S. Thompson about the significance of Tambourine man so I could be even more pretentious about my namesake.

That's pretty exciting

That's the best orange

You don't even need a phone to intensely stare into your lap in a dark room. Try it with a friend and then take up smoking. It's all about networking.