Cassie Surprise
@chasspod.bsky.social
Chicago is my boyfriend. Chicago is a god. Chicago is the breeze in my hair on the weekend.
Got asked if my real hair was extensions so I'll be riding that high for a week at least
September 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Got asked if my real hair was extensions so I'll be riding that high for a week at least
I love ASMR videos because when else could i see a nice woman from Texas give a haircut to a mannequin that's wearing a paper wig?
August 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I love ASMR videos because when else could i see a nice woman from Texas give a haircut to a mannequin that's wearing a paper wig?
I've still never seen a hot guy if you were wondering
August 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I've still never seen a hot guy if you were wondering
downloading hinge again feels like banging my head into a brick wall. here i go tho!!!!
July 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
downloading hinge again feels like banging my head into a brick wall. here i go tho!!!!
We've got about a week until "do it lady!" Reaches it's tipping point to the Brands and the Celebs but right now is that perfect sweet spot
July 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
We've got about a week until "do it lady!" Reaches it's tipping point to the Brands and the Celebs but right now is that perfect sweet spot
Local Woman STUNS in new selfie with hot dog
July 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Local Woman STUNS in new selfie with hot dog
My congressman is one thousand years old and the newsletters from his office usually crack me up in how bad at technology they are, but today they sent his entire statement of disapproval for the Big Bill in the subject line. Go off diva
July 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My congressman is one thousand years old and the newsletters from his office usually crack me up in how bad at technology they are, but today they sent his entire statement of disapproval for the Big Bill in the subject line. Go off diva
Why is every video on tiktok right now a Leonard's Snack Review in both quality and content
July 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Why is every video on tiktok right now a Leonard's Snack Review in both quality and content
Chicago Drag is truly in a league of its own.
June 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Chicago Drag is truly in a league of its own.
Bluesky is a little too serious I'm trying to just be boy crazy and regular crazy over here
June 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Bluesky is a little too serious I'm trying to just be boy crazy and regular crazy over here
Diego Luna is forever That Boy
June 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Diego Luna is forever That Boy
I love smelling like an entire orange from blossom to rind in the summer
June 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I love smelling like an entire orange from blossom to rind in the summer
I achieved the rare Triple Crown today - freshly cleaned bedding, freshly everything-showered me, freshly bathed and brushed dog.
June 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I achieved the rare Triple Crown today - freshly cleaned bedding, freshly everything-showered me, freshly bathed and brushed dog.
It's Giant Fucking Salad Season! Tonight I've got a quinoa, cucumber, and corn salad with heaps of fresh herbs and a white balsamic vinaigrette. Share your favorite GFS!
June 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It's Giant Fucking Salad Season! Tonight I've got a quinoa, cucumber, and corn salad with heaps of fresh herbs and a white balsamic vinaigrette. Share your favorite GFS!
WHY is Maren Morris playing at RAVINIA????!!!
May 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
WHY is Maren Morris playing at RAVINIA????!!!
This Summer House reunion set is my favorite from any series in a long time, maybe ever?
May 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This Summer House reunion set is my favorite from any series in a long time, maybe ever?
IT'S HEEEEEERE!!! Summer Heat the EIGHTH is ready for your aural pleasure. Please do enjoy as it takes me many hours and much thought to curate such an immaculate little playlist. open.spotify.com/playlist/1xe...
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May 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
IT'S HEEEEEERE!!! Summer Heat the EIGHTH is ready for your aural pleasure. Please do enjoy as it takes me many hours and much thought to curate such an immaculate little playlist. open.spotify.com/playlist/1xe...
West and Jesse are perfect examples of why we simply shouldn't give men attention. They went from sweetie pies to full on demons at an alarming pace. I hope they never leave my TV. #SummerHouse
May 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
West and Jesse are perfect examples of why we simply shouldn't give men attention. They went from sweetie pies to full on demons at an alarming pace. I hope they never leave my TV. #SummerHouse
My professional life might be in shreds but there's a new episode of The Valley tonight so i can feel that *some* part of my life is successful
May 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My professional life might be in shreds but there's a new episode of The Valley tonight so i can feel that *some* part of my life is successful
Black hole sun playing while driving through an unprecedented dust storm in the city is a LITTLE on the nose
May 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Black hole sun playing while driving through an unprecedented dust storm in the city is a LITTLE on the nose
Watching season 1 of Poker Face and i sat bolt upright and said "JOHN DARNIELLE" at my TV at his very first note. And with Chloe Sev? Delicious stuff
May 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Watching season 1 of Poker Face and i sat bolt upright and said "JOHN DARNIELLE" at my TV at his very first note. And with Chloe Sev? Delicious stuff
I love Amanda Batula I hope she knows she's a top tier Cool Girl
May 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I love Amanda Batula I hope she knows she's a top tier Cool Girl
Being online today is like stomping through an active mine field
April 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Being online today is like stomping through an active mine field
I still think Instagram should tell you if someone clicks through on a story you shared and shares it themselves.
April 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I still think Instagram should tell you if someone clicks through on a story you shared and shares it themselves.
Don't send me anything ANYTHING made by ai. Don't send me joke videos. Don't send me memes. Don't send me SHIT churned out by the gaping hellmouth of ai.
April 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Don't send me anything ANYTHING made by ai. Don't send me joke videos. Don't send me memes. Don't send me SHIT churned out by the gaping hellmouth of ai.