JF
chateaugateaux.bsky.social
JF
@chateaugateaux.bsky.social
Mild-mannered janitor
Someone looked at the posters on the wall of a stoner’s living room in the 1990s and thought ‘yes, that’s the look I want’.
January 31, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Yep, he’s not wrong. We have the rise of far-right halfwits in just about every state in Europe. About time that trend was reversed.
January 21, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Here’s a deal: If Trump refuses to recognise the boundaries of a nation, then maybe Europe should refuse to recognise US drug and software patents/licences.
January 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
The same administration who just pardoned a convicted drug trafficker and also pardoned the Silk Road guy. It’s not really about drugs is it? Do they think we’re stupid?
January 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
75p and tiny. What is this world.
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
They don’t even have it in the US. Haven’t a clue how good their lives could be, like what Northern Europeans have. So sad.
January 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I see they have to drive around in 50-year old heaps of shit because they don’t have anyone to work in the car factories anymore and can’t afford the tariffs for decent European cars.
January 1, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Blue guys didn’t appear until ‘84. #pedant
December 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Hard to find a white one with the gold print intact. It should probably have a split in the bottom of the helmet for added realism too!
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Why would you stick such an anachronistic term as ‘bonk’ in a time capsule for 2025? Surely that will confuse future generations who might instead think they’ve unearthed something from no later than the mid 90s?
October 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Mayo, no. Though I’d be all in for monster munch flavoured cheese spread. Filling the holes in the middle of monster munch with dairylea was a childhood pursuit of mine.
October 14, 2025 at 10:08 AM
How close is the nearest nuclear power plant?
June 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Ain’t got time to fix the ceiling, ain’t got time to fix the floor…
June 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
She’ll just show him Russia Today, obviously.
May 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
And the scourge of the Colorado Beetle. Posters at school warning of the dangers of this potato pest like they were radioactive or something.
December 16, 2024 at 2:59 PM
I had a great rabies T-shirt, produced by MAFF. Big rabies logo with the phrase ‘Bringing it in is madness!’. An ex-partner adopted it so sadly no longer in my possession.
December 16, 2024 at 2:58 PM
We’re all climbing out of that sewer.
November 24, 2024 at 1:17 PM