Chayste
@chayste.bsky.social
Weird Al is my spirit animal. Far older than I should be. Ol' gay bear gaymer (on a good day).
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Chayste
@chayste.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Deep breaths. We've been trough this before and we made it. Just keep putting one foot in front of the oth...FURRY PORN!! 🤪
Oh how special. Even the LAPD horses are fascists. "Stomp the liberal, Sir Clops-a-lot!! Atta boy, do it again!!"
So nice to know our equestrian units are so well trained in the jack-booted arts. 😡😡😡
So nice to know our equestrian units are so well trained in the jack-booted arts. 😡😡😡
June 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Oh how special. Even the LAPD horses are fascists. "Stomp the liberal, Sir Clops-a-lot!! Atta boy, do it again!!"
So nice to know our equestrian units are so well trained in the jack-booted arts. 😡😡😡
So nice to know our equestrian units are so well trained in the jack-booted arts. 😡😡😡
May 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Me: Fuuuuuck this dude is hot ... I gotta like and repost this!!! 🤤🤤🤤
*Fumbles a bit*
Moments later also me: You stupid idiot, you already did -- you're lookin' at your own wall!!!
((Continues to jerk it the whole time tho))
*Fumbles a bit*
Moments later also me: You stupid idiot, you already did -- you're lookin' at your own wall!!!
((Continues to jerk it the whole time tho))
Mmmmm~ Hey, champ...sorry, heh, Dad's just getting up from his nap, hold on... 💦💦🥴
April 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Me: Fuuuuuck this dude is hot ... I gotta like and repost this!!! 🤤🤤🤤
*Fumbles a bit*
Moments later also me: You stupid idiot, you already did -- you're lookin' at your own wall!!!
((Continues to jerk it the whole time tho))
*Fumbles a bit*
Moments later also me: You stupid idiot, you already did -- you're lookin' at your own wall!!!
((Continues to jerk it the whole time tho))
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Mmmmm~ Hey, champ...sorry, heh, Dad's just getting up from his nap, hold on... 💦💦🥴
February 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Mmmmm~ Hey, champ...sorry, heh, Dad's just getting up from his nap, hold on... 💦💦🥴
Your orifices (and the contractor who builds your new toy storage shed) will thank you. 😜😈
It's that time of the year again! WEREDOG DAY is near!
To celebrate, once again, we're GlVlNG AWAY ONE of EVERY TOY we make!🤩❤️
One winner, 29 toys!😏🚀
To join, Follow us, then Comment, Repost and Like this post!
Exclusive to Bluesky.🦋
Ends 30th of January 5PM GMT.
T&C👉go.were.dog/WDD25
To celebrate, once again, we're GlVlNG AWAY ONE of EVERY TOY we make!🤩❤️
One winner, 29 toys!😏🚀
To join, Follow us, then Comment, Repost and Like this post!
Exclusive to Bluesky.🦋
Ends 30th of January 5PM GMT.
T&C👉go.were.dog/WDD25
January 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Your orifices (and the contractor who builds your new toy storage shed) will thank you. 😜😈
And lo, it has come to pass that Hans Gruber has once again completed his annual pilgrimage down the imposing edifice of Nakatomi Tower to herald glad tidings of this festive season.
"Every time Hans Gruber goes splat, knock off work a little early so you can get yer holiday shit done!!" ~Clarence
"Every time Hans Gruber goes splat, knock off work a little early so you can get yer holiday shit done!!" ~Clarence
December 24, 2024 at 6:13 PM
And lo, it has come to pass that Hans Gruber has once again completed his annual pilgrimage down the imposing edifice of Nakatomi Tower to herald glad tidings of this festive season.
"Every time Hans Gruber goes splat, knock off work a little early so you can get yer holiday shit done!!" ~Clarence
"Every time Hans Gruber goes splat, knock off work a little early so you can get yer holiday shit done!!" ~Clarence
My sweet pup brings all the other pups to the yard. Sporting the lovelypearl necklace his bear gave him (...well, the one I gave him *today*). 😈 Happy birthday puppy!! 🥰
I haven't put on my birthday clothes yet, but here's me in my birthday suit wearing a real pearl necklace (ha) that my bear @chayste.bsky.social gifted me for my birthday. He really spoils me rotten, and I feel like such a pretty F-slur right now. 🐮🥰🐮🥰🐮
December 18, 2024 at 6:55 PM
My sweet pup brings all the other pups to the yard. Sporting the lovelypearl necklace his bear gave him (...well, the one I gave him *today*). 😈 Happy birthday puppy!! 🥰
I’ve clearly been doing game night all wrong. 😒
Oh wait, I haven’t shared THAT video of @himbull.bsky.social fucking whoever is in the lead during a Mario Kart between @jacksonhowell.bsky.social and I yet.
Top 10 pup gaming moments imo
Top 10 pup gaming moments imo
November 19, 2024 at 9:30 AM
I’ve clearly been doing game night all wrong. 😒
Reposted by Chayste
Deep breaths. We've been trough this before and we made it. Just keep putting one foot in front of the oth...FURRY PORN!! 🤪
November 7, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Deep breaths. We've been trough this before and we made it. Just keep putting one foot in front of the oth...FURRY PORN!! 🤪