Chaz
chaz-the-kerbal.bsky.social
Chaz
@chaz-the-kerbal.bsky.social
Tiny gay engineer stuck in Florida hellscape. Pete Buttigeig liberal.
Moving to Wilton Manors this Friday
July 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hookup came and left. He couldn't get it up. Said it wasn't my fault. Now I feel sad. Going to make a large omelette, and a larger gin and tonic, and then pass out.
June 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Really wish I owned a house with a garage. Auto repair for me is sitting on the pavement of a parking garage in the Florida heat while people drive past and gawk at me.
June 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Doing scary stuff
June 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
It's great for doctors that we can have this huge generational dialogue about what right we have to healthcare and what we owe one another, and they can just sit back as passengers as if they are at worst victims, and at best heros in this struggle.
June 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Pantsir sounds like a BDSM/kink thing, bits it's not, it's just a bad Russian SAM system.
June 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Might be getting a job offer at L3 Harris. That's one of the less evil defense contractors right?
June 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I like pride month because all the other gays suddenly also feel lonely dread and message me on scruff at 11:00PM to come over. Seems I'm not the only one who wants to escape the howling void.
June 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Making a list
June 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Put my car up on jacks to replace front suspension strut mounts and sway bar linkages and immediately stripped the bolt off the upper control arm. Now I have to put the wheels back on with barely a right control arm and limp it back into my parking space before my apartment gets mad at me.
May 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Attempting to swap out front suspension strut mounts and sway bar linkages. Don't know what I am doing. Wish me luck.
May 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just bought a Jag!
February 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It seems like in the last 10 years so many of the good formerly free programs for things like drive cloning, partition adjustment, hardware testing, and malware removal have been paywalled.
December 19, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Every time my roommate and I run out of essential house supplies (eg laundry pods) the first person to notice buys the cheapest smallest package that supply comes in. Even though if we bought larger packages we would collectivly save money by buying in bulk. This is just the prisoner's dilemma.
December 14, 2024 at 2:50 AM
All my roommates friends are basically 20 something female versions of Steven Miller.
December 10, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I am a skilled lucid dreamer but I often get frustrated that I cannot maintain persistence in my environments (eg I can construct a mansion but I can't keep the layout the same as I traverse it) is that what it feels like to be an AI?
December 6, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Car overheated but I don't think my block cracked so that's nice.
December 5, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Valentina Tereshkova looks like John Travolta in drag.
December 1, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Has anyone ever transvestigated Valentina Tereshkova? She looks like the sort of cis woman that JK Rowling would lose sleep over if she was in sports.
December 1, 2024 at 10:35 AM
It's so strange watching any mid 2000's piece of media set in the UK. Whether it's Dr. Who or V for Vendetta, they portray a country far wealthier and more aspirational than it is today.
December 1, 2024 at 1:36 AM
The drummer from MCR (at least for the Black Parade period) apparently died on election day. His body was only just found. His last tweet was just "TULSI" in all caps.
November 30, 2024 at 10:00 PM
So when does Wall Street have its "Oh fuck" moment. January? Or or they know something we don't?
November 27, 2024 at 12:11 AM
My extremely lazy unhealthy dinner looks like one of those meals an influencer would post on Twitter with a caption like "if every man ate like this the west would be saved "
November 27, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Every other Trump appointed is either a billionaire finance ghoul or a Fox news figure and honestly as someone who wants to cling to the status quo I prefer the former.
November 26, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Accidentally left my thanksgiving lamb unrefrigerated for 30 hours so back to Whole Foods I go. I am doing thanksgiving alone this year so this is entirely self indigent but I want my lamb god damn it.
November 26, 2024 at 12:42 AM