LastNightIDreamt
@chddrnpeaches.bsky.social
The log of an excessive dreamer who dreams vividly every night and I am VERY tired
I was part of a royal family in exile. My sickly cousin was the crown prince, my brother was studying to be a doctor. It was early 1900s. My cousin was determined to show he could be a king someday, but all he did was make himself sick and the nanny lose her mind with stress.
September 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I was part of a royal family in exile. My sickly cousin was the crown prince, my brother was studying to be a doctor. It was early 1900s. My cousin was determined to show he could be a king someday, but all he did was make himself sick and the nanny lose her mind with stress.
Flew a plane over European towns as part of a silly festival play about two inept police officers and a very wiley chicken.
August 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Flew a plane over European towns as part of a silly festival play about two inept police officers and a very wiley chicken.
Cared for some fancy show-fish who got designer water and a single piece of freshly cooked pasta for meals.
August 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Cared for some fancy show-fish who got designer water and a single piece of freshly cooked pasta for meals.
Biking down a steep mountain pass shaped like a whale skeleton.
August 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Biking down a steep mountain pass shaped like a whale skeleton.
I want to sleep. But brain says BEWARE THE THING! So I ask it, my brain, what thing? THE THING! It says. THE THING OF WHICH YOU MUST BEWARE! But brain i cry brain there are no imminent things! THIIIIIIIIING it wails like a banshee's omen THEEE THIIIIIIIING!
August 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I want to sleep. But brain says BEWARE THE THING! So I ask it, my brain, what thing? THE THING! It says. THE THING OF WHICH YOU MUST BEWARE! But brain i cry brain there are no imminent things! THIIIIIIIIING it wails like a banshee's omen THEEE THIIIIIIIING!
After a stalemate in an international summit, we reps went to a mountain retreat where the chalets were luxurious but the floor was cold af.
August 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
After a stalemate in an international summit, we reps went to a mountain retreat where the chalets were luxurious but the floor was cold af.
Went to a summer camp held indoors in a repurposed mall. Had "houses" like in brit schools in the biggest store units, a library in an old bookstore, shooting ranges, art classes, and the whole upstairs portion was like a quiet zone. There was still an Orange Julius place.
August 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Went to a summer camp held indoors in a repurposed mall. Had "houses" like in brit schools in the biggest store units, a library in an old bookstore, shooting ranges, art classes, and the whole upstairs portion was like a quiet zone. There was still an Orange Julius place.
Apparently a dragon's body can grant the land over it an unnatural level of magic and fertility. Lived in one such valley as a witch with others, and found the dragon cavern while investigating as a crow.
August 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Apparently a dragon's body can grant the land over it an unnatural level of magic and fertility. Lived in one such valley as a witch with others, and found the dragon cavern while investigating as a crow.
Watched a young business man be disgustingly racist and followed the course of his life into extortion, exploitation and ruin. His past caught up with him when his victim exposed his actions to his dangerous employers.
August 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Watched a young business man be disgustingly racist and followed the course of his life into extortion, exploitation and ruin. His past caught up with him when his victim exposed his actions to his dangerous employers.
Held my Bachelorette party in a town in France, then we girls had to escape as people kept turning into toys and game pieces.
August 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Held my Bachelorette party in a town in France, then we girls had to escape as people kept turning into toys and game pieces.
While antique shopping at a market on an old battle ground, had time slip a little until rifle shots clipped over our heads. And I saw both captains in the big house trying to claim it - while the owner scurried around trying to rescue his valuables.
August 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
While antique shopping at a market on an old battle ground, had time slip a little until rifle shots clipped over our heads. And I saw both captains in the big house trying to claim it - while the owner scurried around trying to rescue his valuables.
Shifters (of the fantasy animal variety) all come from one alien shape shifter who just really got around with a swingers club cruise.
August 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Shifters (of the fantasy animal variety) all come from one alien shape shifter who just really got around with a swingers club cruise.
The meaning and origin of life according to some cult I met on a plane is a fungus shaped like a cauliflower.
August 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The meaning and origin of life according to some cult I met on a plane is a fungus shaped like a cauliflower.
Went to an auction for high end miniatures. Saw a rare find from a pair of legendary miniaturists from the 1800s and scored it - a tini elaborate coffin. But after that I went slowly mad. The makers, long dead and now tiny little men matching their tiny little work, were stalking me.
July 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Went to an auction for high end miniatures. Saw a rare find from a pair of legendary miniaturists from the 1800s and scored it - a tini elaborate coffin. But after that I went slowly mad. The makers, long dead and now tiny little men matching their tiny little work, were stalking me.
Visited my favorite exhibit at the zoo - the alligator exhibit. But when I walked out to the viewing platform the bridge was rotted out. I tried to escape, but found the protective ditch was full too. The 15ft gator who likes the spot by the gate followed me and escaped
July 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Visited my favorite exhibit at the zoo - the alligator exhibit. But when I walked out to the viewing platform the bridge was rotted out. I tried to escape, but found the protective ditch was full too. The 15ft gator who likes the spot by the gate followed me and escaped
Jogging in a sketch part of town early in the morning and a guy jogger was ahead of me. I kept my distance. A big man came up from behind, not a jogger, but when he passed he told me the guy ahead was going to attack me and to stay back. I did and the big guy caught him and his accomplice ahead.
July 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Jogging in a sketch part of town early in the morning and a guy jogger was ahead of me. I kept my distance. A big man came up from behind, not a jogger, but when he passed he told me the guy ahead was going to attack me and to stay back. I did and the big guy caught him and his accomplice ahead.
A dude-ranch had me on staff as a cook. Some celeb was coming who was vegetarian and not a fan of cowboy food. I got to flex my skills and made an impressive lentil stew that tasted like my award winning chili. Won the day!
July 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
A dude-ranch had me on staff as a cook. Some celeb was coming who was vegetarian and not a fan of cowboy food. I got to flex my skills and made an impressive lentil stew that tasted like my award winning chili. Won the day!
I worked as a high-up assistant to a fashion designer. I worked with the celebrity models. Had one that was there for her name - pretty and capable enough but she wasn't showing right. My advice was "you walk like purple - you should be walking like violet!"
July 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I worked as a high-up assistant to a fashion designer. I worked with the celebrity models. Had one that was there for her name - pretty and capable enough but she wasn't showing right. My advice was "you walk like purple - you should be walking like violet!"
Visited the Hell of Good Omens then the hell of Hazbin Hotel. Cannot recommend either of them. The demons are hot but the scene is not.
July 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Visited the Hell of Good Omens then the hell of Hazbin Hotel. Cannot recommend either of them. The demons are hot but the scene is not.
Went on an RV trip around to national parks with a kitten ride-along. Actually felt pretty real and in good not-crazy ways!
July 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Went on an RV trip around to national parks with a kitten ride-along. Actually felt pretty real and in good not-crazy ways!
Watched an autistic boy in a high school musical crushing on another boy in tech crew. Tough place to be with sensory and social issues. The crush said something off-hand that was hurtful and the boy needed an out to run away. They talked later, but that was it. Crushing was done.
July 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Watched an autistic boy in a high school musical crushing on another boy in tech crew. Tough place to be with sensory and social issues. The crush said something off-hand that was hurtful and the boy needed an out to run away. They talked later, but that was it. Crushing was done.
After a rough day of work, planned to trade my brother for a bucket of excellent Mexican food from a place called Bordero's. They didn't want my brother. But I got their goose/duck carnitas anyway.
July 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
After a rough day of work, planned to trade my brother for a bucket of excellent Mexican food from a place called Bordero's. They didn't want my brother. But I got their goose/duck carnitas anyway.
At a fancy university I had rooms in the best building and was very rich. I brought a friend home only to find my room was being packed up and I was being kicked out. I was told a fraud suspicion had been reported and my payment method had been stopped completely. I ignored ONE voicemail.
July 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
At a fancy university I had rooms in the best building and was very rich. I brought a friend home only to find my room was being packed up and I was being kicked out. I was told a fraud suspicion had been reported and my payment method had been stopped completely. I ignored ONE voicemail.
Traveling - either space travel or between islands of a chain - and stressed from the pressure to have paperwork ready each time. Visited somebody in hospital so big the elevators were super fast and the slow ones actually turned upside down to change direction.
July 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Traveling - either space travel or between islands of a chain - and stressed from the pressure to have paperwork ready each time. Visited somebody in hospital so big the elevators were super fast and the slow ones actually turned upside down to change direction.
AirBnB courtesy of the backrooms. Bizarre sprawling maze of a home, carpeted floor to ceiling in teal. Kept getting lost. But they had pets! A few orange kitties and a staffy dog. ... and the void cat. Panther size Coraline-looking cat that would only appear around corners. Til it caught me.
July 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
AirBnB courtesy of the backrooms. Bizarre sprawling maze of a home, carpeted floor to ceiling in teal. Kept getting lost. But they had pets! A few orange kitties and a staffy dog. ... and the void cat. Panther size Coraline-looking cat that would only appear around corners. Til it caught me.