I would want my wife to love me as much as Trump loves Putin

I believe that in context , "hyperbole" is French for batshit crazy stupid.

what's your current size? 4x6? 5x7? Something smallish for an office desk. Pencil looks great to me

is this perjury? can we jail this chucklefuck for a lengthy period of time if so?

the crazy thing is (from my experience talking to MAGAts) is that this information presented to them will not be absorbed or perhaps even understood. Alternatively, they will declare it fake and continue going forward with their stupid beliefs and unfounded information sources.

dolts of a feather tweet together

fantastic! Next Orioles drawing you do, I'm buying for my buddy. Shame the Eddie Murray was sold out.

I'm a corrupt fucking loser who will waste your tax money in pure spite because I got caught.

the results are going to be a blue wave

glad to have him and sorry for the Mets' loss

How are these morons in charge of healthcare and why do they keep pushing utter bullshit upon their constituents?

Criminal contempt. Charge, find guilty and prison time.

why are these people so batshit fucking crazy down there? has proximity to the equator zapped their frontal lobe?

I'll take "what rhymes with perjury" for $400 please Alex