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Cheese4Chalk
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I don’t tell dad jokes.

I tell DADDY jokes.
“I never had the privilege “ and “I did turn it down”.

So you did, indeed, have “the privilege”.
July 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
And Mario and Luigi are not brothers but rather, “bros”, who “help each other out” whenever possible.
July 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Everybody. Everybody. EVERYBODY knew Trump was the worst possible candidate from day. one. They chose their own adventure. Each and every one of them.

At least now we know FOR SURE that they are all spineless cowards who will do or say whatever is needed at the moment.
July 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
30 minutes or MORE or it’s FREE!!!
July 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
… and FIX News can’t possibly hire ALL of them.
July 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I’ll hold out for the consommé.
July 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Exactly
July 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
My hands did that once. Turned out to be heart failure.
July 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Why did it take this post for me to suddenly realize what the lyric “these rocks don’t lose THEIR shape” actually means? 🤦🏻‍♂️
July 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Not only is he sick, he’s wrong. Schools and hospitals would cut staffing and we would be in the same shape we were in to begin with.
July 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
He makes me nauseous.
July 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I still enjoy watching this movie. Probably have seen it at least 50 times.
July 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
10 year old me was infatuated with this image.
July 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I know I’m not the first to say this but if you ever wondered how Hitler got away with his crimes against humanity, wonder no more.
July 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Why did I read Elon’s response with a thick German accent?
July 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
People with integrity never need to say so.
July 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It’s when you move from one agenda to another agenda.
July 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
July 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I love Steve Lightle
July 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
They must have hired 180,000 ICE “agents”, then.
July 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
And when it doesn’t happen, it’s OUR fault for not believing hard enough.
July 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
“Now why didn’t *I* think of that?!?” - Luke Yankee
July 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I forget. How did Caliban’s power set equate to being Pestilence?
July 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I’m gonna take advice from Thumper’s mom on this one.
July 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just stop wiping your ass?
July 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM