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A Cheeseburger Pillow

@cheeseburgowski.bsky.social

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Corned beef on rye, equal parts yellow and hot mustard, pickles AND kraut

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · Jun 13

Coffee tastes good and is fun to drink.

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 3h

[clicking to the 50th page of image search results for "naked person," sighing loudly in exasperation] "No, not that one either!"

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 3h

The beauty of cinema is that it is by its very natural a game of pretend. But we get to play the game, we're allowed to, we deserve to fund joy wherever we can (this is also about John Wick)

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 4h

My bigger picture thoughts -- sort of my meta analysis of the situation and how we got where we are today -- is that, we really boofed it.

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 4h

We're talking whole wheat pita with baba ghanouj, that GOOD baba ghanouj, the one with the "local partner" tag in the cold case at Whole Foods.

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 4h

Canonically dead, for instance.

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 4h

I could be John Wick. In a lot of ways I already am.

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 4h

Soft-launching "my Lovely Lady Lumps" as a new petname for the missus

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 5h

Whenever a movie is on multiple streamers, I always pick Tubi. Weird little guy. Trying its best. Give Tubi a chance.

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DOKI DOKI CRT PANIC @crtpixel.bsky.social · 8h

SUPER MARIO BROS. 3
NINTENDO R&D2 1990
NES

Luigi hopping off Mario in the Mario Bros minigame

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Spock's Brian @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 8h

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 12h

How much work would a willy wonk wonk if a willy wonk could wonk will

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 15h

When Mike Johnson licks boots he specifically requests the underside.

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 17h

The situation in America is not great. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 17h

ALL the single ladies??

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 17h

I'm the guy who spits gum into all the urinals. I am sending you a coded message, and that message is that I am trash.

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 17h

One downside to podcasts making it big is when they switch to legitimate sponsors. Podcast ads should be my parasocial bestie poorly faking enthusiasm for a bespoke toilet paper subscription, not a professional voice over gushing over the 9th season of a Tim Allen sitcom I've never heard of.

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 1d

It's his version of Hitler's interest in the occult.

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 1d

This is true and horrific and sad but also it looks like his rifle scope is a widdle mouth

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 1d

I fear if things don’t change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us

Laura Rodriguez, on Twitter:

A federal agent points a weapon at a woman who was recording them.

Jess, a U.S. citizen and member of a neighborhood patrol team that documents and shares ICE activity across the city, was filming when the incident occurred earlier today in the Berwyn area.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 1d

That's why I keep doing it

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 1d

I cannot emphasize enough that Black Christmas is somehow beyond iconic as well as woefully underappreciated. Still feels fresh and dangerous more than 50 years after it invented a genre.

FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 1d

Check out our list of seven slashers you can stream right now, featuring everything from masked murderers to undead butchers and driller killers.

7 Slasher Movies You Can Watch Right Now

Check out our list of seven slashers you can stream right now, featuring everything from masked murderers to undead butchers and driller killers.

dlvr.it

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 2d

Getting trapped in a Wiki wormhole because you looked up a single vocab word in A Dickens novel is one of life's great joys, why would you gurve that to the mahines

lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 2d

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 2d

Tide is Boosted now.

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 2d

Braiding my nipple hair

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

Me: *pays 140 dollars*

Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*

Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 3d

Weird, and very likely intentional.