Cheese McFumble
@cheesemcfumble.bsky.social
Not any more…
January 25, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Not any more…
Cleared mine out recently from under stairs. We had 40 proper bags for life and 30 thin plastic ones. Sent to food bank. Ridiculous.
January 18, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Cleared mine out recently from under stairs. We had 40 proper bags for life and 30 thin plastic ones. Sent to food bank. Ridiculous.
It’s just like supporting a football team for these people. They are exactly like the worst kind of fan. Doesn’t matter as long as they win. Any decision in their favour is right and the opposing team are the worst there is.
January 8, 2026 at 10:46 PM
It’s just like supporting a football team for these people. They are exactly like the worst kind of fan. Doesn’t matter as long as they win. Any decision in their favour is right and the opposing team are the worst there is.
Don’t worry, he’ll just invade Broadcasting House and install a new Director General.
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Don’t worry, he’ll just invade Broadcasting House and install a new Director General.
E-by-gum-bay?
(Sorry I was sleeping - it didn’t take me that long to come up with a punchline…)
(Sorry I was sleeping - it didn’t take me that long to come up with a punchline…)
October 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
E-by-gum-bay?
(Sorry I was sleeping - it didn’t take me that long to come up with a punchline…)
(Sorry I was sleeping - it didn’t take me that long to come up with a punchline…)
Was he also from eBay?
October 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Was he also from eBay?
Sounds to me like you’re putting this out to get ahead of the tabloid story. “Didn’t we ALL visit the island if you really think about it…?”
October 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sounds to me like you’re putting this out to get ahead of the tabloid story. “Didn’t we ALL visit the island if you really think about it…?”
You might want to tell Microsoft. I couldn’t log in the other day because my laptop automatically capitalised the first letter of my email address… 🤦🏻♂️
October 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
You might want to tell Microsoft. I couldn’t log in the other day because my laptop automatically capitalised the first letter of my email address… 🤦🏻♂️
"I don't want to be a bridesmaid!"
August 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"I don't want to be a bridesmaid!"
This wouldn’t have anything to do with the Chinese patent for voting machines that ivanka got a few years back would it…?
August 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This wouldn’t have anything to do with the Chinese patent for voting machines that ivanka got a few years back would it…?
When he says “I didn’t go to the island”, the obvious question would be “but did you have a massage at any of his houses?” 🤷🏻♂️
July 29, 2025 at 7:58 AM
When he says “I didn’t go to the island”, the obvious question would be “but did you have a massage at any of his houses?” 🤷🏻♂️
I went to school with a snail called Gaz Tropod. Nice fella. Weird eyes.
June 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I went to school with a snail called Gaz Tropod. Nice fella. Weird eyes.
A big thumbs down to having a poorly dad. All the best for a swift recovery. But, surely a big thumbs up for fruit shortcakes? Though, they will likely be gingery from being next to GNs for more than a nano-second... ❤️
June 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
A big thumbs down to having a poorly dad. All the best for a swift recovery. But, surely a big thumbs up for fruit shortcakes? Though, they will likely be gingery from being next to GNs for more than a nano-second... ❤️
What worries me is that someone might actually buy one and justify this ridiculousness. Everyone involved can fall in a fucking hole.
May 31, 2025 at 10:03 AM
What worries me is that someone might actually buy one and justify this ridiculousness. Everyone involved can fall in a fucking hole.
I sympathise - been waking up at 4am in a panic for the past few weeks. Absolutely shattered. No idea what's going on!
Re: Knackered Anxiousness. Their second album lacked energy...
Re: Knackered Anxiousness. Their second album lacked energy...
May 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I sympathise - been waking up at 4am in a panic for the past few weeks. Absolutely shattered. No idea what's going on!
Re: Knackered Anxiousness. Their second album lacked energy...
Re: Knackered Anxiousness. Their second album lacked energy...
If I knew the language I’d sing this in the car
May 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If I knew the language I’d sing this in the car
Are they shit tattoos or back hair?
May 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Are they shit tattoos or back hair?
It might be your whistley nose attracting the wrong sort of men - like a sort of nasal pied piper luring rats? Maybe cut down on the cheese too, that won't help.
April 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It might be your whistley nose attracting the wrong sort of men - like a sort of nasal pied piper luring rats? Maybe cut down on the cheese too, that won't help.
He would have done a deal with the SS to help in exchange for any gold fillings
March 4, 2025 at 7:42 AM
He would have done a deal with the SS to help in exchange for any gold fillings
How can that happen and no-one seems to know about it?!?
January 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
How can that happen and no-one seems to know about it?!?