And the trees cheered for the ax because he told them his handle was made of wood so he was just like them.

Omfg! The inaugural committee removed the Jumbotrons from The National Mall! Magats will have to watch from the hotel rooms they paid for when they could have watched it on tv at home for free! 🤣

I always thought I would be rocking out to Fortunate Son or something during the fall of democracy. Turns out it's actually Bo Burnham. #inside #boburnham

A special thanks to president-elect Trump for first creating and supporting the ban of TikTok, and then reversing the ban that he created all while not actually being in office. Hail our glorious leader. Heil Trump.