Cheez Samurai
cheezsamurai.bsky.social
Cheez Samurai
@cheezsamurai.bsky.social
so many words in the English language, and I can't think of any of the smart ones to describe myself
🧀😅
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welcoming all the Twitter deserters 🫡
a cartoon of a monkey waving from behind a bush with the number 3 on it
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Right?
December 29, 2024 at 11:06 PM
xmas party 🎩🎄
December 14, 2024 at 6:29 PM
who else is glad you never went back to Facebook? 🖐
December 3, 2024 at 1:10 AM
best thing about after Thanksgiving is the turkey sandwiches 🥪
November 30, 2024 at 7:32 PM
a few Thanksgiving jokes 🦃🍗🦃
November 29, 2024 at 3:46 AM
my notifications made a bat face 🦇😂
November 28, 2024 at 2:23 AM
😐🌎💥🥲
November 24, 2024 at 3:32 AM
need to vent this out for the internet to remember forever...

"MAGA is a cancer that people have chosen to ignore. They don't believe the facts, the science, or the experts, because they don't think they're the sick ones."

-Zack 11/23/2024 🫡🇺🇲
November 24, 2024 at 1:28 AM
behold my magic!!
November 23, 2024 at 8:41 PM
the ocean slowly carves away the mountain
November 22, 2024 at 11:26 PM
found an old doodle while cleaning in a pile of junk
November 14, 2024 at 2:28 PM
welcoming all the Twitter deserters 🫡
a cartoon of a monkey waving from behind a bush with the number 3 on it
ALT: a cartoon of a monkey waving from behind a bush with the number 3 on it
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I'm keeping these 2 next to each other whenever I wanna punish myself with X, and then feel better with BlueSky 😇⚖️👿
November 13, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I gotta say, it already feels way nicer to follow people on here than on that Doomscroller Twitter nonsense. 😊

this has gotta be good for my mental health 😌😌
November 12, 2024 at 8:16 PM
more words for the algorithm

🍔Bobs Burgers
🍫Chocolate
☕️Coffee
🍬Candy
🐺Werewolves
🧀Cheese
🏹Archery
🎮XBOX
🪙Coins
🥤Coke
🗝Vintage
🐄Jerky
😈Satanic
🎸Rock n Roll
💀Skulls
🍝Pasta
November 12, 2024 at 2:49 AM
nighty night 🌙 😴 😈
November 11, 2024 at 5:44 AM
accurate Karate Kid 🥋🐍
November 11, 2024 at 5:42 AM
every damn time 😑
November 11, 2024 at 5:39 AM
I know this isn't Twitter but what are we calling our "tweets" ? 🤔

skywritings? posts? blurbs? Bweets? 🤔🤔
November 9, 2024 at 10:48 PM
honestly it's hard to go cold turkey
November 9, 2024 at 10:45 PM
whenever I see those jesus ads 😐 😈
November 9, 2024 at 8:09 PM
I was just walking i swear!!
November 9, 2024 at 5:45 PM
man, oh man, I know a lot of us ended up here because of the dumpster fire that is Twitter now...but man it's amazing how depressing it is on there right now. and how so many are emboldened already by the election to be the horrible people they've always been, and how it's only just begun 😑🇺🇲
November 9, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I'm fine 🙂
November 8, 2024 at 4:52 AM
maybe 🤔
November 8, 2024 at 12:19 AM