I need to show off my new vampire knight glam for DK. It looks really nice.

Haaaa, knew the brain worms would get you.

I need you to break out your Photoshop skills, and re-create that scene from X-Men.

Well now you can be with toddlers! Much easier and more relaxing!

You'll be happier smaller and in MUCH thicker undies. And Daycare, can't forget about that!

Let's shave some height and get you into a diaper. Much better!

Fun fact, moments after the picture was taken, Tommy *tried* to go into pre-K to play, but his mother pulled him into a hug and then started bawling and wouldn't let him go for another five minutes.

Legend has it they had to use a spatula to separate her.

He respected Ash. Yugi really is a GOAT.🐐

I mean, wouldn't you do that anyways?

Imagining brain wiped sleepy Jimmy on one now... and when he wakes up from the shoot, the staff handing him off to his mother, citing "he thoroughly tested the product, might want to clean him before he leaks..."

N64. when I opened the present, I was confused and thought it was for my older brother (forgetting he already had one). Definitely got a short circuit reaction my parents loved it lol