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@chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social
Mid level yearner
I’ve successfully whittled down to 4 nicotine’s a day.
December 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Death threats before 10AM!! Merry Christmas everybody!
December 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Finally back on leg days post “the day of the knee” and sufficed to say I found love again.
December 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“It’s not hot or sexy when you have to involve logistics”
December 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I miss my friends
December 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Crazy to expect one church in the Paducah area would help a person not get evicted! How could I be so daft!!!
December 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I love being nice to people
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My subconscious is much bolder than I
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Banking all spiritual energy on my 2026 horoscope coming to fruition
December 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Finally took a chance and traded the side part for a mod cut. Please affirm me. 🥺
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My dream last night was a gripping tale of a disastrous flood in Paducah. But fear not citizens! Phoenix Rose Wallace and I armed with a john boat will save this city!
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Cowboy Fun Fact!!

I love you <3
December 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Medication holiday of anguish and despair
December 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I am feeling hot, sexy, and full of wine and pasta.
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I can’t stop sending brain rot to JD Vance’s insta dms 😟
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Who up doin surgery at 1 am?
December 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
There is no amount of Vyvanse that will make me want to video myself doing sign language for this class.
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I don’t know what kind of cosmic debt Zac Brown owes but I am not interested in seeing his sphere performance every time I open my phone.
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You know it’s getting grim when the algorithm throws you tarot readers saying a miracle is coming.
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Wish someone would wack my pack
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
ADHD medication got me feeling a religious revelatory experience
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Client quote of the day
“Ya know I beat my own ass to get on disability?”
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
BIG SANDWICH
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Starting off with The Crux-Djo
This album felt like a love letter to pop rock as a genre. So much influence from The Beetles, Queen, Fleetwood Mac, and The Strokes, Djo really sets himself high above his initial release with this one!
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM