I 100% acknowledge that this is a first-world problem, but I remember the raspberry pearls at Starbucks being *liquid* inside last year. The ones I got today are *syrup* inside. Super thick. Actually kind of gross. Is this everywhere or did my store get a bad batch?

nobody ever said I was good at math, and if they did, it was before my immune system destroyed 1000% of my mental capacity

Maybe it’s just because I’m a tumblr girlie who vividly remembers finding out that lagonegirl was a russian psyop after the 2016 election, but the replies on EVERY bsky post advocating for violent overthrow of the govt are HIGHLY suspicious to me

going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force

Made a bsky post about wanting to go to BC, got into my car, got this popup on my CarPlay. What setting do I have to change to make this not happen, because I hate this actually

The last time we were planning a Road Trip To See Nature (specifically Yellowstone), Covid happened. Now that I want to go drive around BC and see Banff and Jasper, shit’s hitting the fan with Canada. Maybe I’ll just camp in my backyard. 🙄

do you think he’s ever actually driven a car

Remember when they insisted (without evidence) that hydroxychloroquine was a good treatment for COVID and the people who needed it for autoimmune diseases couldn’t get it?
I just paid 4x for mine as I did last month but I’m sure that means nothing

Anyone else get facial numbness as a side effect of the covid vaccine? Every single shot without fail.

I had to drive to Tacoma yesterday in whiteout conditions. I counted - no exaggeration - 100 vehicles without their lights on before the sun came out at the bridge. I’m sure there were more that I couldn’t see because THEY DIDN’T HAVE THEIR LIGHTS ON.

If you’re in Kitsap, eggs are 5.49/dozen at Winco but 3.99/dozen at Town & Country today

Are those Old Navy palazzo pants really fast fashion if I’ve been wearing them to sleep regularly for fifteen years

Me waking up every morning and checking Bluesky

I’d like to thank the TikTok girlies for making Hozier popular enough rn that his concert this summer will be at TMobile Park (good concert venue) instead of the WaMu center (worst concert venue) (as the last two in Seattle have been)

I spend just. So much money at Target - I literally do my weekly grocery shopping there. Or, I did.