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Fumbled a baddie last night gonna kill myself
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Fumbled a baddie last night gonna kill myself
For the last couple of days I was telling myself I wasn't gonna start my period and I was just being a moody cunt for no reason. Today I am wearing a super absorbant tampon and crying in the bath listening to Disintegration by The Cure
December 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
For the last couple of days I was telling myself I wasn't gonna start my period and I was just being a moody cunt for no reason. Today I am wearing a super absorbant tampon and crying in the bath listening to Disintegration by The Cure
Going round his tomorrow evening and I kinda hope he's bad at sex so I stop simping so fucking hard
Really really annoying that I went on a date last week with a new guy and now I am down BAD. He sent me a text earlier that made me BLUSH ffs. I don't want this I don't want to fall in love I just want to be a slag!!!
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Going round his tomorrow evening and I kinda hope he's bad at sex so I stop simping so fucking hard
Really really annoying that I went on a date last week with a new guy and now I am down BAD. He sent me a text earlier that made me BLUSH ffs. I don't want this I don't want to fall in love I just want to be a slag!!!
December 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Really really annoying that I went on a date last week with a new guy and now I am down BAD. He sent me a text earlier that made me BLUSH ffs. I don't want this I don't want to fall in love I just want to be a slag!!!
Last night I saw Kneecap and made up with a friend I hadn't spoken to in 18 months and hosted an absolute corker of an afters and it was one of the best days I've had in years really :)
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Last night I saw Kneecap and made up with a friend I hadn't spoken to in 18 months and hosted an absolute corker of an afters and it was one of the best days I've had in years really :)
Most unbelievable part of Breaking Bad is Walt managing to install that boiler. A Gas Safe registered engineer you are not Mr White!
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Most unbelievable part of Breaking Bad is Walt managing to install that boiler. A Gas Safe registered engineer you are not Mr White!
Just spent like an hour sewing something only to realise I'd done it inside out
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just spent like an hour sewing something only to realise I'd done it inside out
Whenever I remember that a daysaver bus ticket in Coventry costs £5.20 I feel like that kid in that video from like 15 years ago that has an insane tantrum because his mum cancelled his WoW account
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Whenever I remember that a daysaver bus ticket in Coventry costs £5.20 I feel like that kid in that video from like 15 years ago that has an insane tantrum because his mum cancelled his WoW account
I can't lie it feels pretty good to be at this stage of Slut Era 2.0
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I can't lie it feels pretty good to be at this stage of Slut Era 2.0
Yanks should have to take a vow of silence in order to go on a foreign holiday. Even when they're polite they're obnoxious
September 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Yanks should have to take a vow of silence in order to go on a foreign holiday. Even when they're polite they're obnoxious
God Friday's Trashfuture is gonna be so funny isn't it
September 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
God Friday's Trashfuture is gonna be so funny isn't it
Got my phone back less than an hour after accidentally leaving it on the bus AND Charlie Kirk is dead? A blessed day indeed
September 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Got my phone back less than an hour after accidentally leaving it on the bus AND Charlie Kirk is dead? A blessed day indeed
Why do blokes love chilling in parked cars in the dark? Whenever I take the dog out at night I'm guaranteed to walk past like half a dozen guys just sitting in their cars alone and I shit myself every time
September 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Why do blokes love chilling in parked cars in the dark? Whenever I take the dog out at night I'm guaranteed to walk past like half a dozen guys just sitting in their cars alone and I shit myself every time
I love that being slightly ill makes my ADHD meds stop working. I have so much food in the house to make proper meals with but instead my dinner consisted of approx two thirds of a 500g pot of hummus and some salted crackers
September 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I love that being slightly ill makes my ADHD meds stop working. I have so much food in the house to make proper meals with but instead my dinner consisted of approx two thirds of a 500g pot of hummus and some salted crackers
I think if Hades really wanted to teach Sisyphus a lesson he should have made him clean an oven for eternity
August 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I think if Hades really wanted to teach Sisyphus a lesson he should have made him clean an oven for eternity
Didn't get MCR tickets so I'm just gonna dig a hole in the garden and lie in it I think
August 15, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Didn't get MCR tickets so I'm just gonna dig a hole in the garden and lie in it I think
MCR only doing two UK dates is bad enough but the fact they're both at Wembley is an actual piss take
August 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
MCR only doing two UK dates is bad enough but the fact they're both at Wembley is an actual piss take
Just signed up to a gym for the first time in my life 😬 not fussed about losing weight but I do really want to get hench and also do something to prevent my heart exploding before I'm 50
August 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Just signed up to a gym for the first time in my life 😬 not fussed about losing weight but I do really want to get hench and also do something to prevent my heart exploding before I'm 50
Made my therapist laugh twice today
July 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Made my therapist laugh twice today
Bit fucking annoying that my work coach is at least 15 minutes late for our meetings every single week, but if I was to do that even once I'd have my benefits reduced
July 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Bit fucking annoying that my work coach is at least 15 minutes late for our meetings every single week, but if I was to do that even once I'd have my benefits reduced
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Bought this years ago, read a few chapters on a flight, and didn't pick it up again until this week. Really enjoyed it up until the final part, which I found just a wee bit messy. Definitely want to read the rest of the series though!
July 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Bought this years ago, read a few chapters on a flight, and didn't pick it up again until this week. Really enjoyed it up until the final part, which I found just a wee bit messy. Definitely want to read the rest of the series though!