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Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky

@chellelavixen.bsky.social

64K followers 85K following 21K posts

I'm a retroactive genius 😁, Democrat and mother. I Love animals both domestic and wild. Sarcastic with a foul mouth! I'm here to be LOUD and help save democracy. Fuck Trump! 💙🌈 I WILL NOT OBEY. 👊 Release the Epstein Files.

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Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky @chellelavixen.bsky.social · 15h

MORE OF THIS PLEASE!
The citizens will stand behind you. We will look at you as heroes.

Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 23h

MORE OF THIS PLEASE!!

If our local law enforcement wants the support of the people who vote for their salaries,

stand with the people AGAINST tyranny!

Show us that you will protect US against lawlessness, no matter what those ICE GESTAPO assholes think they have the right to do.

Stand with

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Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky @chellelavixen.bsky.social · 15h

Because YOU are using chemical agents!

Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky @chellelavixen.bsky.social · 15h

That's freaking fantastic!

Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky @chellelavixen.bsky.social · 16h

Thank you @support.bsky.team
I can follow people and my app doesn't crash😁🫶🏼

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Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky @chellelavixen.bsky.social · 16h

Apologize for the vulgarity. My inner voice has lost its filter.

Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky @chellelavixen.bsky.social · 16h

🤣🤣🤣 right!

Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky @chellelavixen.bsky.social · 17h

Inner thought time:
I watch C-SPAN on my phone. I just want one person to stand up and slap Pam Bondi upside her head and call her a dried up microwave Barbie who can't tell the truth because Trump's balls are in her mouth and she is a fascist cum dumpster.

I feel better now.

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Hesitantly Hopeful @leann-notrimes.bsky.social · 1d

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Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky @chellelavixen.bsky.social · 17h

Stupid cunt, you forgot to add that😁

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Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky @chellelavixen.bsky.social · 17h

Yes it is.

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LexUltimaVeritas @lexultimaveritas.bsky.social · 19h

HELPING ICE IS AN ANTI-AMERICAN TERRORIST ACT

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Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky @chellelavixen.bsky.social · 17h

Morning Vincent 😁☕🌞🌅

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Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky @chellelavixen.bsky.social · 17h

Girl you and me both! I have thoughts so violent I scare myself.

Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky @chellelavixen.bsky.social · 17h

I'm an empath. I am tired of feeling all the pain.
I'm also angry and want these fascists to feel pain.

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Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky @chellelavixen.bsky.social · 17h

I'm all of three minutes away from torching 3 acres of my property to kill the hoard of gallinippers that attack when I walk outside!
WTF! WHY!? My bug spray just seasons me to their liking.

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18h

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 1d

Either you're against fascism, or you're foolish enough to believe it won't come for you.

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 1d

The entire country is walking on eggshells because a madman is hallucinating about crime sprees and burning cities.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

"This is supposed to be an oversight hearing" -- Schiff helpfully ticks through all of the incriminating questions -- and there are many of them -- that Bondi refused to answer during today's hearing

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@spiritbeing.bsky.social @spiritbeing.bsky.social · 17h

The nazi republican party wants to shut the country down ?? Let's shut it down from coast to coast and border to border. No work, no shopping.

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Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky @chellelavixen.bsky.social · 19h

I did the same

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LexUltimaVeritas @lexultimaveritas.bsky.social · 1d

ARREST KRISTI NOEM AND STEPHEN MILLER FOR HIGH CRIMES AGAINST THE STATE OF ILLINOIS AND TREASON AGAINST THE USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

a man in a suit is waving an american flag while two men sit at a table

Alt: a man in a suit is waving an american flag while two men sit at a table

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MikeM3 @mikeg80.bsky.social · 23h

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d

AOC: "Stephen Miller is a CLOWN. He looks like he's 4’10”. He looks like he's angry about the fact that he's 4’10”. He's taking that anger out at any other population possible. Like, LAUGH AT THEM. Laugh at them."

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Chelle💙🫶 The Sarcastic Crusader of BlueSky @chellelavixen.bsky.social · 1d

Perfect analogy.