La Chelle Dame Sans Merci
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Chelle Starr. Head journalist at ScienceAlert. Bugs, books, black holes, and mayhem
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I love my job 😂♥️🧪https://www.sciencealert.com/fish-buttholes-may-be-the-reason-we-now-have-fingers-study-finds
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Great. Had to explain OwO to someone and now they're making fun of my knitting pattern
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Can someone explain to me the science of spring cleaning? A few daffodils and suddenly I'm scrubbing the top of the range hood, what gives
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Thank you, we've fixed it now!
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obsessed with my new drink bottle sticker
A drink bottle with a holographic sticker of a rollerskating werewolf
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🤷‍♀️

no idea where it came from
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my dreams last night featured Worm Hair Barbie, the fashion doll with worms for hair.

thanks, brain!
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Spooky the Greyhound has Sunday down to a fine art
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as someone who is well versed in dodging tourist traffic and the giant buses that dump their tourist cargo in Leura, the notion that it's "hidden" is hilarious
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gosh the hardcover edition of Abercrombie's The Devils is quite pretty
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probably the safest choice 😂
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it's a bit nsfw, maybe just read the transcript (although the bit where she brings the bed onto the stage to have them re-enact the whole sordid business is a trip)
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she usually loves feta! and I usually can't unwrap any cheese without a little goblin-eared greyhound popping up at my elbow hoping for a morsel. Cheese is her fave ☺️
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Look what I did at the petrol station.
A petrol pump with the amount $55.55
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happy greyhound chatters (not pictured: butt scratches)
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we can all relax - she managed to get herself up to steal cat food