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Thomas
@chelmi.bsky.social
I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back.

📍 Paris, France
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December 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
J’ai des preuves.
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December 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
À côté du Sun quoi
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Tu m’étonnes ! 😅
Et Mister Golden ?
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Quand je lis ou entends le mot « ciabatta » je pense à chaque fois à lui :
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Ça ne doit pas être une perle
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Maintenant tu offres des abonnements à ton Onlyfans
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
« Et la Rondelle d’Or est attribuée à… »
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 AM
J’ai la photo non censurée pour les intéressés.
Modalités de paiement en DM.
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 AM
See you on Wednesday then 😏
December 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Amen 🙏🏻
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December 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Quand je regarde la tienne
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December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM