I'll post again in 6 months
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'll post again in 6 months
foreman left me in charge of his house again so I'm going to frame him for murder
June 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
foreman left me in charge of his house again so I'm going to frame him for murder
me on twitter: I will literally kill your grandfather
me on bluesky: can you believe the price of rugs?!
me on bluesky: can you believe the price of rugs?!
March 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
me on twitter: I will literally kill your grandfather
me on bluesky: can you believe the price of rugs?!
me on bluesky: can you believe the price of rugs?!
would you like a rug? okay that's 3 million dollars please
March 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
would you like a rug? okay that's 3 million dollars please
there's always a man upset I'm in charge at work and they aren't and idk what to tell them but the men that have tried me at every turn have failed, but they're welcome to give it a go
March 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
there's always a man upset I'm in charge at work and they aren't and idk what to tell them but the men that have tried me at every turn have failed, but they're welcome to give it a go
waking up and my back hurts is so annoying. you turn 30 and they just turn off the bones in your body
March 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
waking up and my back hurts is so annoying. you turn 30 and they just turn off the bones in your body
went to target today and a baby was in there just absolutely screaming the entire time. I wanted to be like baby you're in target! get a coffee, settle in! it'll be fine! but not my baby.
March 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
went to target today and a baby was in there just absolutely screaming the entire time. I wanted to be like baby you're in target! get a coffee, settle in! it'll be fine! but not my baby.
I always want a completely unattainable snack right before bed
March 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I always want a completely unattainable snack right before bed
this is the most italian thing I've seen in my life
February 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
this is the most italian thing I've seen in my life
I also built a bat cave and ordered fake blood at work so we could stage a crime scene so honestly life is pretty good rn
February 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I also built a bat cave and ordered fake blood at work so we could stage a crime scene so honestly life is pretty good rn
I built my cat a tent 4 days ago and he's been in it ever since. it's like I don't even exist anymore
February 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I built my cat a tent 4 days ago and he's been in it ever since. it's like I don't even exist anymore
I want to like over here as much as the bird app but it's too nice. going from a junk drawer to the utensil draw from ikea you can't slam that has all the dividers is wild. nobody says pussy enough over here either. idk not for me? we'll see, more soon
February 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I want to like over here as much as the bird app but it's too nice. going from a junk drawer to the utensil draw from ikea you can't slam that has all the dividers is wild. nobody says pussy enough over here either. idk not for me? we'll see, more soon
you can have a selfie too just this once
February 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
you can have a selfie too just this once
I guess I'll come back over here and look around a little
February 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I guess I'll come back over here and look around a little
wrapping gifts is my least favorite activity. I hate it so much. I behave like I'm being told to saw off my own arm
December 22, 2024 at 5:33 PM
wrapping gifts is my least favorite activity. I hate it so much. I behave like I'm being told to saw off my own arm
no one follows me on here so I can say this and just go about my day. someone should fuck one of the drones.
December 19, 2024 at 12:31 PM
no one follows me on here so I can say this and just go about my day. someone should fuck one of the drones.
@jamesforeman.bsky.social talking all that shit and here you are on the butterfly app you raggedy bitch you
November 25, 2024 at 11:34 PM
@jamesforeman.bsky.social talking all that shit and here you are on the butterfly app you raggedy bitch you
I like when it snows a little snow. a dusting if you will. like some powdered sugar on the funnel cake.
November 22, 2024 at 12:40 PM
I like when it snows a little snow. a dusting if you will. like some powdered sugar on the funnel cake.
accidentally found this account on google the other day that's a little raptor who reviews things and I have been so obsessed ever since
November 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM
accidentally found this account on google the other day that's a little raptor who reviews things and I have been so obsessed ever since
the amount of times I have watched the movie clue should be a crime
November 17, 2024 at 6:20 PM
the amount of times I have watched the movie clue should be a crime
I don't feel like I'm going to go out of my way to refollow everyone from twitter. if they find me they find me ya know?
November 17, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I don't feel like I'm going to go out of my way to refollow everyone from twitter. if they find me they find me ya know?
do not put me in any starter packs that do not mention shrimp, ominous aura, or murder she wrote. it's pointless otherwise
November 16, 2024 at 3:35 PM
do not put me in any starter packs that do not mention shrimp, ominous aura, or murder she wrote. it's pointless otherwise