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after watching Sarah Squirms, not sure whether to copy her haircut and start a cult of worship, ask her to marry me, or vomit up demons for twelve hours in a twisted lynchian-style atahuasca ceremony
December 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM
after watching Sarah Squirms, not sure whether to copy her haircut and start a cult of worship, ask her to marry me, or vomit up demons for twelve hours in a twisted lynchian-style atahuasca ceremony
Watched Roofman about the dude who embodied every kid's dream from the '90s: living inside the Toys R Us store for a few months and living off of peanut butter M&Ms
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Watched Roofman about the dude who embodied every kid's dream from the '90s: living inside the Toys R Us store for a few months and living off of peanut butter M&Ms
okay so flea's new jazz album is pretty good.
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
okay so flea's new jazz album is pretty good.
jimmy carter placed his family’s peanut farm in Georgia into a blind trust and transferred ownership before his presidency so there wouldn’t be any conflict of interest or personal financial gain while he was in office.
anyway, my boomer relatives who voted for Trump tell me he was a bad president
anyway, my boomer relatives who voted for Trump tell me he was a bad president
May 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
jimmy carter placed his family’s peanut farm in Georgia into a blind trust and transferred ownership before his presidency so there wouldn’t be any conflict of interest or personal financial gain while he was in office.
anyway, my boomer relatives who voted for Trump tell me he was a bad president
anyway, my boomer relatives who voted for Trump tell me he was a bad president
managed to remember to take my ADHD meds before 11 am today
can haz helth
can haz helth
February 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
managed to remember to take my ADHD meds before 11 am today
can haz helth
can haz helth
this is fun. tell me who else to boycott.
February 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
this is fun. tell me who else to boycott.
i guess this is our only opposition party. i don't know how much help they're going to be.
February 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i guess this is our only opposition party. i don't know how much help they're going to be.
The richest 100 Americans saw their collective net worth surge 63% under Biden, per Bloomberg.
January 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The richest 100 Americans saw their collective net worth surge 63% under Biden, per Bloomberg.
turns out religious folks really missed the memo
January 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
turns out religious folks really missed the memo