We wouldn’t want to join the biblically accurate chunk of iron either.

The real question is not “is there” but rather “how much”.

Beryllium gets no protons.

Radioactive decay makes it quite difficult to uphold the law.

Don’t worry, those up and down quarks don’t become subatomic particles until they’re ready.

Fluorine reacts with everything, so that fullerene probably won’t keep Hydrogen away from her anyway.