Crocodile has no interest in anything badass or gritty. He's watching Lucky Star.

Alphas are PATHETIC. it’s all posturing and no action!!!!

I was going to add this before I saw that you already did.

Zoro and Shanks, frozen in a hallway. Their fangs are out and their pupils are slits. They growl at each other for over an hour until Mihawk drags one of them away.

That’s his sweet little killing machine 💖

Previous best "Molly Under the Christmas Tree" photo:

Part of the reason why I very strongly believe that basic sewing should be taught everyone in schools is so that people have a concept of how long it actually takes to make clothing. (and why there's something deeply wrong with fast fashion)

Crocodile tried to set him free, but Mihawk kept bringing him back!!!

Ohhh I had to laugh when I got to what it was. People have no clue.

He’s growling at every deemed threat (everyone).