the real question you should ask is if bark can get as tall as me.

excuses. we both know that my size is never a problem. i can control my size in ways you wouldnt believe.

why aint i the center of attention.

dont tell them my secrets.

i love her but maybe stay out of daddys garage.

this one is right. that has never been my name.

kind of wrong. kind of right. in the sense that if you called loki "tom hiddleston" you both are and arent wrong.

you should get that checked out by a medical professional then.