i might just be pissy bc of my delayed flights but you hear people make the most DISGUSTING sounds at the airport

gliding my new skateboard keychain over the elbows of the dopes in first class on my way to the very last row of the airplane 🛹

thinking about copying & pasting all of my tw*tter bangers so i can finally put my old acct out of its misery 🙂‍↔️

wish yik yak was still around for me to be anonymously h*rny & complain abt how much space my neighbors leave b/n their street parked cars ✊😔

happy 3m buttplug season to all who celebrate 💗

another place to loudly talk about wanting to kiss my friends?
sign 📢 me 💥 up 📢