not him mewing during the perp walk

author's note: I do not own j. k. rowling

sometimes when I try to fall asleep, i think about all the extinct people who remembered their successful moments and forgot the cringe ones, and how our ancestors bullied them out of existence

Leaving twitter andjoining bluesky feels like leaving your gooncave and touching grass

Cain: *serves god perfectly fine veggie food*
God: fck off with this suffering-free shit
Abel: *butchers an innocent lamb*
God: scrum diddly yum yum ah purr purr
Cain: it's utilitymaxxing time

Give a man a fish and you'll save him for the day.

Explain sentientism to him, and tell him about the indignities of factory farming and the inhumane conditions that billions of fish, and shrimps, for that matter, are subjected to every day, and he'll never touch a fish again.

denying as much as seven antecedents every day before breakfast