Reesemancers rejoice.

I’ve decided that no matter what I see in the Forbidden Wing, boyfriend can stay in the dark. 😅

I am positively normal about this, yes. Completely and utterly normal.

This storm is pretty nasty! Stay safe!

“It’s one iPhone, how much could it possibly cost, $10,000?”

Something something “didn’t think the leopards would eat MY face” something something.

I’ve said it before:

The way to make the Electoral College fair is to have it like the Senate. Every state gets the same amount of Electoral votes.

That way, no one state is more important than another.

I’m having trouble deciding if Gortash or my husband is fuzzier.

Also, the claws had better come off after foreplay.

A jackal, more than likely

I love that this was the first thing I saw when I opened the app today.

Thank you. 🩸💜

Damn, those are gorgeous. How I miss playing D&D.