My spouse is better than your spouse

Y'know how jobs do random training videos? Mine has weekly safe driving stuff. Normal when that is 70% of the job

Not normal: our last two were "how to spot signs of sex trafficking"

So random thought of the day...if vampires of lore are rich AF because of immortality, why not just pay people for their blood?
Especially in this day and age.

They wouldn't even believe you're real just "This eccentric old dude pays me in gold coins to take my blood and pretend he's a vampire"

I deliver furniture and stuff to random businesses sometimes, and it's always a little surreal that the most common building I have to be buzzed into with extreme security is a public middle or elementary school

I know why, but I don't like knowing why, y'know?

I think I found a second job but
Pros-
Teach skill I want to learn
Decent pay
Choose my own hours

Cons
30 mile one way drive

Spouse made me a sausage omelette for breakfast, and yes, you should all be jealous

People who leave little treats for delivery drivers, I love you so platonically, you have no idea

Being on the spectrum and having a partner who isn't is an experience, because I will say something like 'I don't think you like me touching you as much as I enjoy touching me"
And now they think you think they don't love you as much, but literally I only like touch from them and no one else

I am all for people enjoying tiktok trends, but can we all hyper fixate on things that don't weigh a hundred pounds?
My arch nemesis has become boneless couches

I like to experiment with food, and my partner is disturbed often, but pistachio butter with veggie cream cheese on a bagel is delicious and I will not take questions nor criticism.

Thank you.

So I deliver stuff to places, a lot of heavy furniture, sometimes hefty grocery items. Things that people need brought places in a big truck mostly.

Handicap accessible places are top tier for making my job as painless as possible, and I strongly believe every door needs a magic "open" button

I got a new job that's very physical, so I've been losing weight and building muscle.
Flexed in the mirror and my bicep cramped up

Apparently vanity is not for me