from Pearls Dickens' A Christmas Carology...
🎶 She lies and says that she's comin' in...
CAN'T KNOW ME BETTER, MAAAN 🎶
🎶 She lies and says that she's comin' in...
CAN'T KNOW ME BETTER, MAAAN 🎶
December 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
from Pearls Dickens' A Christmas Carology...
🎶 She lies and says that she's comin' in...
CAN'T KNOW ME BETTER, MAAAN 🎶
🎶 She lies and says that she's comin' in...
CAN'T KNOW ME BETTER, MAAAN 🎶
It's downright silly that the Full House sequel was called Fuller House instead of Straight Flush
December 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
It's downright silly that the Full House sequel was called Fuller House instead of Straight Flush
It's December! I have a new Advent calendar up!
This year I enlisted the aid of 22 youngsters to write the rhymes (and I did the drawings). Please enjoy and be merry!
#WrittenByKids2025
www.cheston.com/kids/
This year I enlisted the aid of 22 youngsters to write the rhymes (and I did the drawings). Please enjoy and be merry!
#WrittenByKids2025
www.cheston.com/kids/
Written By Kids Advent Calendar 2025
Visit each day for adorable rhymes throughout the season!
www.cheston.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's December! I have a new Advent calendar up!
This year I enlisted the aid of 22 youngsters to write the rhymes (and I did the drawings). Please enjoy and be merry!
#WrittenByKids2025
www.cheston.com/kids/
This year I enlisted the aid of 22 youngsters to write the rhymes (and I did the drawings). Please enjoy and be merry!
#WrittenByKids2025
www.cheston.com/kids/
I'm a big fan of incredible clamors under the rainbow.
170+ Whooper Swans on the River Derwent at Ellerton this morning. An incredible clamor under the rainbow @yorkbirding.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm a big fan of incredible clamors under the rainbow.
Supposedly Keith Richards collects guitars and owns nearly 3000.
I wish he'd stop, because then I could say a rolling stone gathers no más.
I wish he'd stop, because then I could say a rolling stone gathers no más.
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Supposedly Keith Richards collects guitars and owns nearly 3000.
I wish he'd stop, because then I could say a rolling stone gathers no más.
I wish he'd stop, because then I could say a rolling stone gathers no más.
(drawn from a random person's dating app pic I liked)
October 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
(drawn from a random person's dating app pic I liked)
Back in my NES Tetris days, I never did get to 999999.
But today I tried Tetris DX on the Switch's Game Boy emulator, and in my first game I got 1041866.
But today I tried Tetris DX on the Switch's Game Boy emulator, and in my first game I got 1041866.
September 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Back in my NES Tetris days, I never did get to 999999.
But today I tried Tetris DX on the Switch's Game Boy emulator, and in my first game I got 1041866.
But today I tried Tetris DX on the Switch's Game Boy emulator, and in my first game I got 1041866.
The Long Walk did not pass the Bechdel test
September 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The Long Walk did not pass the Bechdel test
It's a safe assumption that someone was already the first person to wear a cotopaxi in a robotaxi
August 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's a safe assumption that someone was already the first person to wear a cotopaxi in a robotaxi
Bizarro’s weakness should be blood this morning
(instead of crip tonight)
(instead of crip tonight)
August 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Bizarro’s weakness should be blood this morning
(instead of crip tonight)
(instead of crip tonight)
Two pizzas, both alike in dignity
August 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Two pizzas, both alike in dignity
Odds of a meet cute with someone also putting their shoes back on post-security are at an all-time low.
August 2, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Odds of a meet cute with someone also putting their shoes back on post-security are at an all-time low.
I played some Mario Kart World in the Target and I am saddened to report that now if you put Peach on a bike she just rides it in her gown instead of putting on a cool (and practical) racing suit 🫗
July 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I played some Mario Kart World in the Target and I am saddened to report that now if you put Peach on a bike she just rides it in her gown instead of putting on a cool (and practical) racing suit 🫗
Quoth the raven, “Nevermore… shall thee buy office supplies from a non-depot source.”
July 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Quoth the raven, “Nevermore… shall thee buy office supplies from a non-depot source.”
July 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I made some Magic tokens while I was in Maine. Clearly I’ve planned for 3 more, but I might need to chop it up today to use the chocobo at FNM.
#mtg
#mtg
July 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I made some Magic tokens while I was in Maine. Clearly I’ve planned for 3 more, but I might need to chop it up today to use the chocobo at FNM.
#mtg
#mtg
"I have to get with your friends? What are they like?"
"One of them is sporty."
"She sounds fun!"
"One of them's a ginger."
"That tells me very little."
"One of them's a baby."
"This is getting weird, but still nothing scary."
"Well..."
"One of them is sporty."
"She sounds fun!"
"One of them's a ginger."
"That tells me very little."
"One of them's a baby."
"This is getting weird, but still nothing scary."
"Well..."
June 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"I have to get with your friends? What are they like?"
"One of them is sporty."
"She sounds fun!"
"One of them's a ginger."
"That tells me very little."
"One of them's a baby."
"This is getting weird, but still nothing scary."
"Well..."
"One of them is sporty."
"She sounds fun!"
"One of them's a ginger."
"That tells me very little."
"One of them's a baby."
"This is getting weird, but still nothing scary."
"Well..."
Someone should do a parody song
Werewolves of Streaming
just so it can include
🎵 He was looking for the show called Aeon Flux 🎵
Werewolves of Streaming
just so it can include
🎵 He was looking for the show called Aeon Flux 🎵
May 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Someone should do a parody song
Werewolves of Streaming
just so it can include
🎵 He was looking for the show called Aeon Flux 🎵
Werewolves of Streaming
just so it can include
🎵 He was looking for the show called Aeon Flux 🎵
[going up steep paved switchbacks today]
Man, to his wife: Move over, there's a guy coming. ...and he's not cheating!
My brain: ???
Man: He's a got a real bike!
Me: I do!
Man, to his wife: Move over, there's a guy coming. ...and he's not cheating!
My brain: ???
Man: He's a got a real bike!
Me: I do!
May 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
[going up steep paved switchbacks today]
Man, to his wife: Move over, there's a guy coming. ...and he's not cheating!
My brain: ???
Man: He's a got a real bike!
Me: I do!
Man, to his wife: Move over, there's a guy coming. ...and he's not cheating!
My brain: ???
Man: He's a got a real bike!
Me: I do!
I didn’t want to feed them yet this ruins my plans
April 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I didn’t want to feed them yet this ruins my plans
"There's a sucker born every minute."
I checked the stats and this only puts us at 0.3% suckers.
We're doing pretty well.
I checked the stats and this only puts us at 0.3% suckers.
We're doing pretty well.
April 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"There's a sucker born every minute."
I checked the stats and this only puts us at 0.3% suckers.
We're doing pretty well.
I checked the stats and this only puts us at 0.3% suckers.
We're doing pretty well.
Describe yourself in 3 ALIENS
March 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Describe yourself in 3 ALIENS